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- Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:15 pm
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 12765
Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
I'll hump a mother's leg, or a monkey's leg, or even a monkey's mother's leg or a mother's monkey's leg, but that's the extent of my job description. You've mixed me up with our coworker The Griz.
- Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:15 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: happy new year!
- Replies: 43
- Views: 19135
Re: happy new year!
Not into butts at all. At least not human butts. I tried sniffing a few, but they all smell alike. Not like us dogs, where the aroma of ass can tell you anything about a new canine.
That leg is mine, though. Oyes!
That leg is mine, though. Oyes!
- Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:41 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: hey every1!!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5997
Re: hey every1!!
Fucked if I know, Senor. I just show up to hump her mom's leg.
Or, should I say, "Acabo de aparecer para chingar la pierna de su madre"? What with you being Mexican, and all.
Say, you know a chihuahua named Enrique? You got his phone number? That guy owes me five bucks!
Or, should I say, "Acabo de aparecer para chingar la pierna de su madre"? What with you being Mexican, and all.
Say, you know a chihuahua named Enrique? You got his phone number? That guy owes me five bucks!
- Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:58 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: I don't believe we've properly met
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6004
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Reason, The Growl is gonna say, "Hey, Griz! Where the fuck you been, my nigga? Give me paw... but wipe your nasty hand off first." Before you ask, I'm not technically a pet, so The Griz has never had his way with me. But once he cornholed your mom's kitty while The Grin rammed her pussy a...
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:22 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: NATALIE PORT-A-POTTY
- Replies: 2
- Views: 896
Re: NATALIE PORT-A-POTTY
Hey, I know that guy! I went to high school with him. That was about 21 years ago. Dog years, of course.
- Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:49 pm
- Forum: the daily scribble
- Topic: keepin' my scribble hand strong...
- Replies: 198
- Views: 127681
Re: keepin' my scribble hand strong...
Better yet, draw me biting this dipshit in the groin.
- Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:48 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: BM
- Replies: 412
- Views: 190338
Re: BM
I just had a good one. There was a bone in it, so I got to eat it a second time. It was so good, I put off humping your mom's leg for ten minutes to savor the taste.
- Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:04 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: What the hell?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 5259
Screw you, Grippy. I checked his license. And why do you think he had all the shots around the groin? The Grin's always said that his Bizarro buddy had a big black dick because it was inflamed with all sorts of nasty diseases! They must've treated it at the pound! He just is having some trouble rem...
- Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:30 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Who veel rayplace Zee Bahzarro Zee Green?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 6638
HOLD EVERYTHING!! I've found him! I stop by the pound every few days to make sure none of my friends have been picked up. And I smelled a familiar stench this evening. Yes, the dogcatcher picked up Bizarro The Grin, and he's on death row. I'm going to gather up my change so I can go back tomorrow a...
- Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:06 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Has anyone seen mah frien Bahzarro Zee Green?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4839
- Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:26 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Are you kidding me??
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2863
Re: Are you kidding me??
Don't worry. I ain't gonna hump yer leg.Troopersmo wrote:but lets go not go crazy with all the leg humping k?
Your mom's leg, though, is a different story.
- Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:49 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Question for the Grips and Grins
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3561
- Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:23 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Anarky, Please do something with this:
- Replies: 15
- Views: 6438