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by The Growl
Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:15 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
Replies: 14
Views: 12765

Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...

I'll hump a mother's leg, or a monkey's leg, or even a monkey's mother's leg or a mother's monkey's leg, but that's the extent of my job description. You've mixed me up with our coworker The Griz.
by The Growl
Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:15 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 19135

Re: happy new year!

Not into butts at all. At least not human butts. I tried sniffing a few, but they all smell alike. Not like us dogs, where the aroma of ass can tell you anything about a new canine.

That leg is mine, though. Oyes!
by The Growl
Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:41 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: hey every1!!
Replies: 11
Views: 5997

Re: hey every1!!

Fucked if I know, Senor. I just show up to hump her mom's leg.

Or, should I say, "Acabo de aparecer para chingar la pierna de su madre"? What with you being Mexican, and all.

Say, you know a chihuahua named Enrique? You got his phone number? That guy owes me five bucks!
by The Growl
Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:58 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I don't believe we've properly met
Replies: 18
Views: 6004

Re: I don't believe we've properly met

Reason, The Growl is gonna say, "Hey, Griz! Where the fuck you been, my nigga? Give me paw... but wipe your nasty hand off first." Before you ask, I'm not technically a pet, so The Griz has never had his way with me. But once he cornholed your mom's kitty while The Grin rammed her pussy a...
by The Growl
Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:22 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: NATALIE PORT-A-POTTY
Replies: 2
Views: 896

Re: NATALIE PORT-A-POTTY

Hey, I know that guy! I went to high school with him. That was about 21 years ago. Dog years, of course.
by The Growl
Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:49 pm
Forum: the daily scribble
Topic: keepin' my scribble hand strong...
Replies: 198
Views: 127681

Re: keepin' my scribble hand strong...

Better yet, draw me biting this dipshit in the groin.
by The Growl
Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:48 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: BM
Replies: 412
Views: 190338

Re: BM

I just had a good one. There was a bone in it, so I got to eat it a second time. It was so good, I put off humping your mom's leg for ten minutes to savor the taste.
by The Growl
Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:04 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: What the hell?
Replies: 13
Views: 5259

Screw you, Grippy. I checked his license. And why do you think he had all the shots around the groin? The Grin's always said that his Bizarro buddy had a big black dick because it was inflamed with all sorts of nasty diseases! They must've treated it at the pound! He just is having some trouble rem...
by The Growl
Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:30 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Who veel rayplace Zee Bahzarro Zee Green?
Replies: 16
Views: 6638

HOLD EVERYTHING!! I've found him! I stop by the pound every few days to make sure none of my friends have been picked up. And I smelled a familiar stench this evening. Yes, the dogcatcher picked up Bizarro The Grin, and he's on death row. I'm going to gather up my change so I can go back tomorrow a...
by The Growl
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:06 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Has anyone seen mah frien Bahzarro Zee Green?
Replies: 14
Views: 4839

I'll keep my nose peeled. That boy, well, with all the assholes he puts his dick into, you can smell him a mile away.
by The Growl
Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:26 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Are you kidding me??
Replies: 9
Views: 2863

Re: Are you kidding me??

Troopersmo wrote:but lets go not go crazy with all the leg humping k?
Don't worry. I ain't gonna hump yer leg.

Your mom's leg, though, is a different story.
by The Growl
Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:49 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Question for the Grips and Grins
Replies: 9
Views: 3561

While we're talking family, let's not forget that Chinese fellow who is Grip's second cousin by marriage: Kung-Fu Grip.
by The Growl
Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:23 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Anarky, Please do something with this:
Replies: 15
Views: 6438

Hey, The Grin! Long time no see. What's going on with you? I thought about you a couple of days ago. I was humping your mom's leg, and I thought, "Man, I wonder how my old pal The Grin is doing." So I decided to do a little digging online and, lo and behold, it looks like I tracked you do...

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