Has anyone seen mah frien Bahzarro Zee Green?

[The Grip]

Vee have not heard from zeese valuahbail membair of Zee Group for almost a week, non? Zee last anyone saw of heem, he undt Bahzarro Zee Greep were tag-tahming Eternail Padawahn. Beezarro Zee Green, he left undt said he vanted to teach a lessain to zee asshole de Keedhuman, but vee nevair saw heem again!

On Thairsday, vee had an appointmahn veeth Doubail-G's pahraints. Undt vee ahrrived, but deed not notice our frien, he was missing, non?

Undt Ah said, "Actahvate zee intairlock! Zee dynathairms, zey are connected, non? Infracails up! Undt zee maigathrostairs, zey are go!!"

Undt zen Beezairah Zee Greep, he say, "oH HO HO!! fORM LOS FEET Y LEGS!"

Undt Zee Green zen say, "Form arms and body!"

But zen, no one say, "aND i'LL FORM... THE ANUS!!" Undt vee stand zere, like three, how you say, gay male chairlaidairs.

But Beezarro Zee Green, he is nowhere to be seen, non? Undt he nevair misses undt appointmahnt veet Double-G Seniar.

Vee are vorried undt hope hee is all raht, non?

[The Grin]

I haven't seen or heard from him. Maybe he is trying to fill his life long dream of getting a blow job from Dick Cheney while a choir of Secret Service agents hum the national anthem.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

eET CANNOT BE, sENIOR eL gREEN. oUR AMIGO eL bAHZARRO EL gREEN wOULDA CALLED ME EFIRST. hE NEEDS ME TO LEAD ZEE CHOIR. oH WHERE CAN HIM BE? aAH'M SO EWORRIED!

[The Grin]

Maybe we should organize a search party. On behalf of The Group, I ask everyone on this website to call their fathers and casually ask them if they have any information on the whereabouts of Bizarro The Grin.

[The Growl]

I'll keep my nose peeled. That boy, well, with all the assholes he puts his dick into, you can smell him a mile away.

[Sean McLeod ODoogan]

Blimey! 'At's one sticky wicket 'ere, 'at is.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

vERE CAN EL bIZARRO eL gREEN BE? dOES aNYjUAN KNOW?

hEY, MAYBE eSSOMBODAY SHOULDA CALL EL bATMON Y rOBIN.

[The Grip]

Eet has been ovair a full waik, non?

Pairhaps eet ees almost tahm to invoke zee sahcraid ceremonah of zee Padrefooker Grandimus, ho ho ho ho!

Eef we do zees, zen a rahplaycemahn for Zee Bizarro Zee Green shall be named to fock zee fathairs of zee world, undt he can no refuse zees sahcraid calling!

Ah veel start by nominating zee Sneegtad Flornbi. He has mucho expahriance focking his own father, oui?

[Double_G]

I concur with The Grip. Snigtad is a father fucker.

[anarky]

I've said all along that Cappy is a fatherfucker, so I'll nominate him as well. Just to give ol' Sniggins a run for his money.

[Eternal Padawan]

But zen, no one say, "aND i'LL FORM... THE ANUS!!" Undt vee stand zere, like three, how you say, gay male chairlaidairs.

So really it was a normal day is what you're saying? You guys are the Three Tenors of pillowbiters...

[Antropov]

I've said all along that Cappy is a fatherfucker, so I'll nominate him as well. Just to give ol' Sniggins a run for his money.

While I disagree in principle, the moniker was mine first, fuckers. Back off.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

oH HO HO! EET LOOKS LIKE VEE HAVE UN LITTLE ERACE FOR ZEE VACANT POSITION.

tO DETERMINE ZEE WEINER, aH SAY VEE HAVE OURSELVES UN POQUITO FOCK-OFF. ZEE UNO THAT HAS DOES ZEE MOST PADRE FOCKING VINS.

[anarky]

I dunno. I say you leave the spot vacant. On behalf of all the fathers here, our asses could use a rest.

[The Grip]

Non, mah Bahzarro frien, vee most honair zee time-tested rituahls of zee TOTAHLLY UNSCIANTEEFEEC INTAIRNET POLL, ho ho ho ho!!