Who veel rayplace Zee Bahzarro Zee Green?

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:55 pm

Zee tahm has come, for zee fathairs of zee verld, zey are not getting enough focking, oui? Who shall rahplace our missingk Bahzarro ami?

Zee winair of zees poll as of zee Thursdah naht shall be tasked veeth focking all the fathairs of zee world, undt zere ees no rayfusing zeese sahcraid role, ho ho ho ho!!

Veel eet be:

Snigtahd Flairnbi? He ees just a yong boy, bot he has expairaince focking his own padre.

CapitanSolo1138? He has worn zee titail of fathairfocker for some tahm; parhaips he should live up to zee name?

Enrique Iglesias? Zees Latin lovair could spahce up zee asshole of any fathair.

Eternail Padawan? He ees veray, how you say? Abrahsive. But he loves zee cock, me zinks.

Famke Janssen? A female fatherfocker vould be unpraycedentaid, non, but Zee Group, vee are all for zee equail opportunity, ho ho ho ho!

Mabudon? An undairdog to be sure, but not being a fathair, he would not be tasked veet focking himself.

Vote airlay, undt often. Closes at zee Zursday.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:12 pm

Why is mabudon winning? That's kinda freakish.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:29 pm

C'mon Famke. She's the only one I'd want to see naked on that list, let alone be fucked by.

No offence, Cap'n & Mabs.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:59 pm

I am just happy I am not nominated

calamity jane · Post by **calamity jane** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:00 pm

Vote fer Eternal Padawan, or ETERNAL COCKSUCKER's more like it!

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:03 pm

I voted for Famke.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:12 pm

i votef for ME! hope i win, then u faggs will be sad i beat u.

BURRRRRRN!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:21 pm

Even if you do win, you are still a loser.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:28 pm

Snigtad voted for himself in this poll? Doesn't it confirm what a lot of us have said all along?

Inktomi Slurp Spider · Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:04 pm

Slurp, Slurp.

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:22 pm

oH HO HO! eET APPEARS THAT eL mABUDON HAS TAKEN ZEE LEAD!

The Growl · Post by **The Growl** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:30 am

HOLD EVERYTHING!!

I've found him!

I stop by the pound every few days to make sure none of my friends have been picked up. And I smelled a familiar stench this evening. Yes, the dogcatcher picked up Bizarro The Grin, and he's on death row.

I'm going to gather up my change so I can go back tomorrow and adopt him.

Positive Boy · Post by **Positive Boy** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:36 pm

I'm so glad you guys found your missing friend. Reunions are so great. If you are going to celebrate his return by having a party, you should try my recipe for a three bean salad. It is yummy. Oh! How about some develed eggs, too!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:25 pm

The Growl wrote:HOLD EVERYTHING!!

I've found him!

I stop by the pound every few days to make sure none of my friends have been picked up. And I smelled a familiar stench this evening. Yes, the dogcatcher picked up Bizarro The Grin, and he's on death row.

I'm going to gather up my change so I can go back tomorrow and adopt him.

Here boy! I thought you were going to fetch that fruity freak. Where the hell did you go?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:51 pm

WHEW I was hopin I wasn't gonna "win", how the FUCK did that even happen??

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Who veel rayplace Zee Bahzarro Zee Green?