I hear you don't think I'm funny. Well guess what! My raunchy cousin, S. E. Grin, escaped from the mental institution and is on his way over to your mom's. He's going to lock his lips up to her anus and gobble up anything that comes out. Its kind of like 2 girls 1 cup, except without the cup. Or the second girl. Or the barfing.
Afterward, he's going to swing by your house and burp in your face. Don't bother offering him a Tic Tac. It won't do any good.