Honey, will you marry... Oh. Never mind...!!

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Honey, will you marry... Oh. Never mind...!!

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LONDON (Reuters) - It is the one moment every man wants to get right -- and which London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji could hardly have got more wrong.

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The luckless 28 year-old's dreams of giving his sweetheart, Leanne, 26, the ultimate proposal have literally vanished into thin air.

Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question.

But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.

"I couldn't believe it," he told The Sun newspaper.

"I just watched as it went further and further into the air.

"I felt like such a plonker. It cost a fortune and I knew my girlfriend would kill me."

Hajji spent two hours in his car trying to chase and find the balloon, without success.

"I thought I would give Leanne a pin so I could literally pop the question," he said.

"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

He is hoping the ring will still turn up.

"It would be amazing if someone found it," he added.

Judging from her reaction, this reporter thinks she's obviously a materialistic bitch and Hajji probably is better off without her. Sadly, he'll probably put himself into debt to buy another ring and live a sad, miserable life with her constantly griping that he doesn't buy her enough useless shit.
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I must agree with Newsbot about the last paragraph. That's what I first thought of.


This is why I don't read the news anymore. It's just too depressing.
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I WAS THINKING NEWSBOT IS A CUNT OF THE FIRST DEGREE.






I POPPED YOUR MOM'S BALOON.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
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Zero wrote:I POPPED YOUR MOM'S BALOON.
You spelled "balloon" wrong. Somebody is going to have to explain why misspelling and poor grammar are celebrated while education and striving for excellence are mocked.
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ACTUALLY DICKWEED, IN THE FUTURE THAT'S THE CORRECT SPELLING.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
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