MUNCIE, Ind. - William M. Flantdig woke up after a night of drinking with friends and realized he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck full of waste.
The driver had just emptied a commercial trash bin into his truck and was about to activate its compactor when he heard Flantdig screaming.
"He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck," said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for the Rumpke waste disposal company. Green said the only thing Flantdig said to the driver was that he was cold.
"This gentleman was extremely intoxicated," he said.
Flantdig told police he had been drinking with buddies at a Muncie bar until about 3 a.m. Thursday. But he said he didn't recall how he ended up inside the trash bin, and he wouldn't tell police who his drinking pals were.
Fantdig was treated for minor injuries.
"I'm just glad it turned out the way it did," Green said. "We didn't have a body that was dead. We had a body that was talking."
There was no telephone listing for Flantdig in the Muncie area.
One popular theory is that Flantdig was making sweet love to Diabolical in that trash bin.
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Larry Green has a very strange definition of a "gentleman." My definition is any man who gives me a boner and then has the decency to ask if he can suck it off when it becomes obvious.
I've not met many gentlemen, but I have been a gentleman to many.
What. The. FUCK?
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
