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hEY, ukwILDcAT!
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:08 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
yOUR FATHER IS DOWNRIGHT AMAZING. tHERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD MORE SATISFYING THAN WHEN i BLOW MY LOAD, AND THEN HIS CHEEKS SWELL UP AND HIS STUBBLE RUBS AGAINST MY BALLS.
eXCEPT MAYBE THAT ONE THING HE DOES WITH HIS TONGUE. wHENEVER HE DOES THAT, i'M TEMPTED TO TAKE THE SADDLE OFF OF HIM AND GO AT IT LIKE TWO WILD RABBITS. aND SOMETIMES WE DO.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:15 pm
by The Grin
Hey UKWildcat. I hear you like Star Wars. No, I'm not your father, but I fucked the hell out of your mother.
God I love that woman, but she isn't too bright. I've convinced her that my jizz is better for her skin than any product on the market. That bitch begs me to blow my load in her face.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:21 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
oH, THAT WAS YOU AND HIS MOTHER IN THE NEXT ROOM? fROM ALL THE NOISE YOU WERE MAKING, i THOUGHT IT WAS TWO GORILLAS GOING AT IT. i HAD TO MAKE HIS DADDY MOAN LOUDER TO DROWN YOU OUT!
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:25 pm
by The Grin
Dude, I squeezed her tits so hard, milk came out her nose.
I heard you, too. Were you using some sort of power tool on his daddy?
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:34 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
nAH, IT WAS ACTUALLY AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH AND A LIVE WEASEL. sOME GUYS USE GERBILS, BUT HIS DADDY LIKES LARGER ANIMALS.
wANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY? i SQUEEZED HIS DADDY SO HARD THAT MILK CAME OUT OF HIS NOSE, TOO.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:01 pm
by The Grin
Hey UKWildcat! I wouldn't use the soap in the bathroom at your parents' house anymore. Bizarro The Grin was farting bubbles again, so he may have stuck it up his ass while your father nibbled his knob.
Oh, and your mother's "good" tablecloth isn't really "good" anymore.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:05 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
The Grin wrote:Hey UKWildcat! I wouldn't use the soap in the bathroom at your parents' house anymore. Bizarro The Grin was farting bubbles again, so he may have stuck it up his ass while your father nibbled his knob.
tHAT i DID, tHE gRIN. tHAT i DID. ukwILDcAT'S DADDY HAS THIS FETISH WHERE HE LOVES TO TOSS MY SALAD AND WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP AT THE SAME TIME!
yOU'LL HAVE TO LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING HIS MOM NEXT. i LOVE WHEN HIS MOM AND HIS DAD HAVE "CONTESTS" TO SEE WHO CAN SWALLOW THE MOST JIZZ IN TWENTY MINUTES!
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:12 pm
by UKw1ldcat
I wish you would pay me a visit too bIZARRO tHE gRIN.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:31 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
aRE YOU A FATHER YET? bELIEVE ME, i CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE KIDS, SO i CAN SEE IF YOU LOOK AS GOOD IN BONDAGE GEAR WITH MY BIG BLACK JOHNSON IN YOUR MOUTH!
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:20 am
by Bizarro The Grin
mAN, WHEN I CAME BY LAST NIGHT, YOUR DADDY WAS WEARING ONE OF YOUR MOTHER'S BLACK LACE TEDDIES. hE SAID IT WAS WADDED UP ON THE FLOOR ONCE tHE gRIN STARTED FUCKING YOUR MOTHER ON THE COUCH, AND HE WANTED TO SURPRISE ME. i WAS SO INCREDIBLY AROUSED, i THINK I EVEN FUCKED HIM IN THE NOSE ONCE OR TWICE. sO IF HIS NOSTRILS LOOK A LITTLE FLARED THIS MORNING, NOT TO WORRY. hE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:34 am
by The Grin
UKWildcat's mom says that he likes her black lace teddy while she fucks him in the ass with a black 12" strap-on.
She called me up last night and told me to bring my friend, The Grip because her husband's cock is so small, she wants to make up for it with two men. That woman loved her Grip and Grin Experience.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:37 am
by Bizarro The Grin
aH, HOW'S tHE gRIP DOING? i HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A WHILE. i INVITED bIZARRO tHE gRIP OVER YESTERDAY, BUT HE SAID HE WAS TOO BUSY GETTING HEAD FROM ukwILDcAT'S GRANDPA.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:42 am
by The Grin
Bizarro The Grin wrote:aH, HOW'S tHE gRIP DOING?
Well, right now, he's probably about balls deep in UKWildcat's mother's ass. I wish he would start posting here, but he spends his a lot of his time getting nummed by UKWildcat's grandma.
He whips out his cock, and grandma goes "num-num-num-num."
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:03 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
bIZARRO tHE gRIP TELLS ME OF THIS AMAZINGLY KINKY THING THAT ukwILDcAT'S GRANDFATHER DOES WITH A SCREWDRIVER, A JAR OF PEACH PRESERVES, A 12-VOLT BATTERY, AND TWO MUTE aLBANIAN BOYS. oH, AND HIS ASSHOLE AND bIZARRO tHE gRIP'S MASSIVE jOHNSON, OF COURSE. iT SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST. i'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT WITH HIS DAD SOMETIME.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:56 pm
by hulkslittlegreenman
WHY YOU GUYS BEING MEAN TO GUY WITH ONLY ONE POST?
WHY DOES UKw1ldcat HAVE MORE POSTS THAT NON-BIZARO COUNTERPART?
ME CONFUSED. OJ LAWYER SAY IF NO MAKE SENSE YOU MUST AQUIT.
ME NO LIKE CHEWBACCA DEFENSE? MAKES ME ANGRY!