eXCEPT MAYBE THAT ONE THING HE DOES WITH HIS TONGUE. wHENEVER HE DOES THAT, i'M TEMPTED TO TAKE THE SADDLE OFF OF HIM AND GO AT IT LIKE TWO WILD RABBITS. aND SOMETIMES WE DO.
hEY, ukwILDcAT!
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Bizarro The Grin
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hEY, ukwILDcAT!
yOUR FATHER IS DOWNRIGHT AMAZING. tHERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD MORE SATISFYING THAN WHEN i BLOW MY LOAD, AND THEN HIS CHEEKS SWELL UP AND HIS STUBBLE RUBS AGAINST MY BALLS.
eXCEPT MAYBE THAT ONE THING HE DOES WITH HIS TONGUE. wHENEVER HE DOES THAT, i'M TEMPTED TO TAKE THE SADDLE OFF OF HIM AND GO AT IT LIKE TWO WILD RABBITS. aND SOMETIMES WE DO.
eXCEPT MAYBE THAT ONE THING HE DOES WITH HIS TONGUE. wHENEVER HE DOES THAT, i'M TEMPTED TO TAKE THE SADDLE OFF OF HIM AND GO AT IT LIKE TWO WILD RABBITS. aND SOMETIMES WE DO.
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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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Bizarro The Grin
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oH, THAT WAS YOU AND HIS MOTHER IN THE NEXT ROOM? fROM ALL THE NOISE YOU WERE MAKING, i THOUGHT IT WAS TWO GORILLAS GOING AT IT. i HAD TO MAKE HIS DADDY MOAN LOUDER TO DROWN YOU OUT!
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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Bizarro The Grin
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nAH, IT WAS ACTUALLY AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH AND A LIVE WEASEL. sOME GUYS USE GERBILS, BUT HIS DADDY LIKES LARGER ANIMALS.
wANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY? i SQUEEZED HIS DADDY SO HARD THAT MILK CAME OUT OF HIS NOSE, TOO.
wANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY? i SQUEEZED HIS DADDY SO HARD THAT MILK CAME OUT OF HIS NOSE, TOO.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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Bizarro The Grin
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tHAT i DID, tHE gRIN. tHAT i DID. ukwILDcAT'S DADDY HAS THIS FETISH WHERE HE LOVES TO TOSS MY SALAD AND WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP AT THE SAME TIME!The Grin wrote:Hey UKWildcat! I wouldn't use the soap in the bathroom at your parents' house anymore. Bizarro The Grin was farting bubbles again, so he may have stuck it up his ass while your father nibbled his knob.
yOU'LL HAVE TO LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING HIS MOM NEXT. i LOVE WHEN HIS MOM AND HIS DAD HAVE "CONTESTS" TO SEE WHO CAN SWALLOW THE MOST JIZZ IN TWENTY MINUTES!
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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Bizarro The Grin
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Bizarro The Grin
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mAN, WHEN I CAME BY LAST NIGHT, YOUR DADDY WAS WEARING ONE OF YOUR MOTHER'S BLACK LACE TEDDIES. hE SAID IT WAS WADDED UP ON THE FLOOR ONCE tHE gRIN STARTED FUCKING YOUR MOTHER ON THE COUCH, AND HE WANTED TO SURPRISE ME. i WAS SO INCREDIBLY AROUSED, i THINK I EVEN FUCKED HIM IN THE NOSE ONCE OR TWICE. sO IF HIS NOSTRILS LOOK A LITTLE FLARED THIS MORNING, NOT TO WORRY. hE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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The Grin
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UKWildcat's mom says that he likes her black lace teddy while she fucks him in the ass with a black 12" strap-on.
She called me up last night and told me to bring my friend, The Grip because her husband's cock is so small, she wants to make up for it with two men. That woman loved her Grip and Grin Experience.
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Bizarro The Grin
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aH, HOW'S tHE gRIP DOING? i HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A WHILE. i INVITED bIZARRO tHE gRIP OVER YESTERDAY, BUT HE SAID HE WAS TOO BUSY GETTING HEAD FROM ukwILDcAT'S GRANDPA.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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Bizarro The Grin
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bIZARRO tHE gRIP TELLS ME OF THIS AMAZINGLY KINKY THING THAT ukwILDcAT'S GRANDFATHER DOES WITH A SCREWDRIVER, A JAR OF PEACH PRESERVES, A 12-VOLT BATTERY, AND TWO MUTE aLBANIAN BOYS. oH, AND HIS ASSHOLE AND bIZARRO tHE gRIP'S MASSIVE jOHNSON, OF COURSE. iT SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST. i'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT WITH HIS DAD SOMETIME.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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