the vynsane asylum

Three words: Bon Jovi concert.

Those of you who are single, heed my words. Had I known, I could've taken advantage of this for years. Half the chicks are fugly old broads who are just scary. The other half are college-age for some reason, mostly hot, mostly not wearing as much clothes as their mothers would like. I don't know how, but they know the words to all the songs. And they get all worked up in a frenzy over JBJ, and then find there are no straight, unattached guys under 50 there.

Poon buffet.

Plus you get to hear a band that kicks ass, no matter what any haters say.

Pedophile!!!!

Looking at college-age girls makes me a pedophile? You open up a girlie mag and that's what you'll see. Unless Belinda Carlisle's doing a spread. Mmmm, airbrushed Belinda Carlisle boobs....

bon jovi is okay i like that one song walk this way that they did with nwa but that is about it they are boring otherwise although stevie nicks is hot

Dell Rusk is Tom Foolery.