How to pick up girls

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:08 am

Three words: Bon Jovi concert.

Those of you who are single, heed my words. Had I known, I could've taken advantage of this for years. Half the chicks are fugly old broads who are just scary. The other half are college-age for some reason, mostly hot, mostly not wearing as much clothes as their mothers would like. I don't know how, but they know the words to all the songs. And they get all worked up in a frenzy over JBJ, and then find there are no straight, unattached guys under 50 there.

Poon buffet.

Plus you get to hear a band that kicks ass, no matter what any haters say.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:00 pm

Pedophile!!!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:10 pm

Looking at college-age girls makes me a pedophile? You open up a girlie mag and that's what you'll see. Unless Belinda Carlisle's doing a spread. Mmmm, airbrushed Belinda Carlisle boobs....

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:12 pm

bon jovi is okay i like that one song walk this way that they did with nwa but that is about it they are boring otherwise although stevie nicks is hot

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:02 pm

Dell Rusk is Tom Foolery.