Catching up

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:18 am

Sorry about the long absence, but Slimmies mom is a piece of ass I cant get enough of. I fucked that whore all over the kitchen, dining room and where ever we wanted to for a few weeks. She is a sperm receptacle if I ever saw one. I blew a load into a loaf of french bread, hope you enjoyed eating my love sauce Slimmie.

Well, alot has happened since my last visit. Snigtad dead? We can only hope it is true, but als it isnt.

A few new faces round these parts. Ghost of Lemmy Warts? WTF is that shit? More like vaginal warts if you ask me.

Dell Rusk, I thought Snigtad was dead but it appears he isnt. You are nothing short of a fuck up. The best part of you ran down your mommy's ass crack. You should have been a blow job. I cant believe this so called MTS kissing Delltad's ass. Good thing they arent leading us in battle, we would all be dead or slaves to some foreign country by now.

Grimlock, you are a big piece of shit. I thought I would never say this but get off of CaptainSolo's ass, he has family issues. If you fuck with him anymore, I will piss on your leg until it rusts off.

Yoda, did you meditate on a dildo to see that Dell is alright? or did Delltad just fuck you in your huge green ear?

Cobra Commander, once a douchebag, always a douchebag.

Rogue II, you can just fuck off.

Slicker, how fucking gay are you? I bet you wear sweater vests and think you are so "kewl". Fucking queer navy boy. All you are is a fuckin mop jockey at a porno booth.

Diobolical, another Michiganite that had their dick fall off from frostbite. You are as gay as a 7 dollar bill.

Hank the Monkey, fuck off ass licker.

Dar Argol, I know you take it in the ass for a beer right?

and then we have the Canadians, JJ and Mabs. You guys couldnt catch colds running through a parking lot naked in a blizzard. You aint nothing but a bastard son to America.

Eternal Padawan, are you that fucking stupid that you cant become a Jedi Knight?

and speaking of Jedi's, I am so happy JediTricks didnt post anymore lame ass reviews here. I would rather listen to Stephen Hawking read War and Peace.

And last but not least is Kidhuman. I bet he shits his pants twice a day. YOu are nothing but a fucking dirtbag. I hope you die a terrorist death still.

If I missed anyone, so sorry. I have to go fuck Slimmies mother again and again and again.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:37 am

Go fuck yourself.

And BTW, we're called Michiganders or Michiganians. So you can shove your Michiganites up your ass.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:07 am

This fucking cocksucker, comes here once a year and makes fun of us. We know you were fuckin your dog, although it prolly looks like Slimmies mom, its not the same.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:30 am

You don't have to apoligize for your absence. We should be thanking you, Cock-puppet.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:12 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by captain funtime
 Grimlock, you are a big piece of shit. I thought I would never say this but get off of CaptainSolo's ass, he has family issues. If you fuck with him anymore, I will piss on your leg until it rusts off.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Wow. Thanks. I think.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:19 am

Fuck. Fuck fuckity fuck. Fuck shit balls. Fuckity shit ball fuck. Cock slammin' fucking assrim fuck. And last but not least....TOMFOOLERY!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:28 pm

why are u called captain funtime because u r not fun lol?

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:11 pm

Dell, he's called Captain Funtime because he thinks sleeping with sea captains is a fun time.

Roy, why don't you just get the hell away from here? This is my forum now, and I'll get a restraining order if I have to, you son of a bitch.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:15 pm

Dell, I am called Funtime because I have lots of fun. Never a dull monet around me. I dont seem like fun to you because I hate you Delltad. I hope and pray each day I wake up that you were dead. For an example of how fun I am, look no further than the stalking bitch who posted above me. I fucked her one night, only because I had beer goggles on and now she stalks me calling herself my wife. Why dont the two of you hook up and then you can stop rubbing Gogurt all over your spanish teachers dick and licking it off.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:17 pm

Fuck you, yes I double posted.

Slicker, what the fuck is a Michigander? Take a michi-gander at my cock as it slaps you in the lip you Navy joining fag. You and Dell are just made for each other. How is his spanish lessons going?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:06 pm

Funtime, Dell told me to tell you your wife says hello. At least, it sounded like hello. He couldn't be sure because she was talking in all vowels.

PS What did the doctor say about those genital warts?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:38 pm

CF, when are you going to realize that no one here likes you? We don't give a collective rat's ass what you think, you lump of turd. You're even more of a douche than Doctor Douche. Why don't you stay the fuck away from here and put your tiny little cock in a food processor, armadillo-fucker?