Hasbro's Marvel 3.75" Figures

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Has everyone seen enough pics of these? I got a few sent direct from Hasbro that I can try to upload if anyone wants a closer look.
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I refer to them as the Marvel Puniverse figures at the other sites I frequent.

I despise them.

They are replacing my beloved Marvel Legends.

And Hasbro is dickbagville.

But be sure to buy lots of Star Wars, GIJoe, and Indiana Jones figures to recreate the endless play possibilities Hasbro's marketing bitches are all worked up about.

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I'm taking that as a yes.
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Yes, I saw them in person at SDCC.


They are underwhelming. Yeah. That's the word. "Underwhelming"


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Could I get a moderator in here please? Someone's obviously upset and needs to be escorted out for my safety. :mrgreen:
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Hey, I haven't seen these yet, can someone direct me to pictures. I'm not into getting marvel figures or marvel for that matter but I'd just like to see what these things look like. Sounds interesting.
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Here they are.
I'm digging some of them, especially since Marvel Legends have sucked balls for a few years now.
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Many thanks Diabolical

those look pretty cool, I'm liking Iron Man and torch alot, I might actually pick those up when they come out.

Anyone know the price point yet? Either star wars or g.i. joe price tag I'm sure.
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I think they actually look pretty good in the pics, I kinda want the Green Goblin
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mabudon wrote:I think they actually look pretty good in the pics, I kinda want the Green Goblin
i was thinking the same thing, but then also thought that they're not production pieces but advance images, and they're not likely to maintain that level of detail and accuracy on the pegs. i'll wait and see.
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Have you guys seen those tiny little DCU figures? I thought they were inordinately tiny. Then I saw side by side comparisons of them standing with GIJOEs, Star Wars etc and realized they were the same size. I think when the Marvel figs hit, since we are so used to seeing them as 4", 5", and eventually 6" Legends when people see these extremely tiny little figures, they are going to be in shock.
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So you're basically saying you like to get 6 inches rather 4?
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Ghuuuuh...
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tiny ones always hurt more.
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