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Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:10 pm
by Diabolical
AKA Don't they ever learn?
Ace Ventura Jr.
Release Date: September, 2008
Studio: Morgan Creek Productions
Director: David Mickey Evans
Screenwriter: Jason Heimberg, Justin Heimberg, Jeff Sank
Starring: Josh Flitter
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: Not Available
Plot Summary: Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls," Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace's curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again.
Single mom Melissa couldn't fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa's chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father's comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates' missing pets, and always with big mishaps.
But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested of the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad's memory justice.
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=22132
I can't wait to see the trailer just to see how bad it really looks.
EDIT: A poster...
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:49 pm
by vynsane
why oh why is the apocalypse taking so long... at this rate we might all still be alive when this hits theaters...
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:43 am
by UKWildcat
NO..... FUCKING..... WAY......
I'm sure this will be straight to DVD, but I will NEVER watch it. This is just horrible. Likely to do much worse things to the Ventura franchise, than Dumb and Dumberer did to Dumb and Dumber.
No thank you for the depressing news db.
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:33 am
by Ran
It makes sense since The Mask Jr. did so well. Did anyone ever see it? I never did. I don't even remember hearing reviews for it. Now this?
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:02 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
This is what, the 19th Jim Carrey sequel they've made without Jim Carrey? Along with the already-mentioned Dumb and Dumberer and Son of Mask, there's the shitty Evan Almighty, and obviously now this. God damn, I hate people. I know he doesn't want to redo old characters so why do the studios have to continue the series?
I can't wait for "The Cable Boy."
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:59 pm
by UKWildcat
Amen JJL.
I will kill somebody if they fuck with The Truman Show.
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:04 pm
by Sleazer
The Truboy Show ?
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:57 am
by anarky
Nope. Next up is digging really deep: "Once Bitten Again."
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:00 am
by vynsane
anarky wrote:Nope. Next up is digging really deep: "Once Bitten Again."
i thought it was going to be "twice bitten". that was the working title - did they change it in post production?
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:02 am
by anarky
No. Great White threatened to sue them, which is funny, since the song doesn't actually ever say "Twice Bitten," and Ian Hunter was totally fine with that title. Go figure.
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:16 pm
by Sleazer
This movie belongs on the "looks gay" list, as well.
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:41 pm
by Diabolical
You didn't ask for it, but here it is anyway.
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:44 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
I like how each poster has a different name. Way to confuse the retarded fuckers who are going to see this.
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:53 pm
by UKWildcat
"Hmmmm... I just saw Ace Ventura 3 and it sucked something fierce... maybe Ace Ventura Junior is better?"
Re: Ace Ventura Jr.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:21 pm
by Diabolical
Got a bottle of acid?
Trailer
Pour the acid into your eyes and see which is less painful.