movies are cool. here is a place to talk about how cool they are. or maybe how much they suck, sometimes. like that fucking piece of shit 'mac and me'. worst fucking movie ever, a two-hour ad for fucking coca-cola.
Release Date: September, 2008
Studio: Morgan Creek Productions
Director: David Mickey Evans
Screenwriter: Jason Heimberg, Justin Heimberg, Jeff Sank
Starring: Josh Flitter
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: Not Available
Plot Summary: Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls," Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace's curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again.
Single mom Melissa couldn't fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa's chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father's comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates' missing pets, and always with big mishaps.
But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested of the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad's memory justice.
I'm sure this will be straight to DVD, but I will NEVER watch it. This is just horrible. Likely to do much worse things to the Ventura franchise, than Dumb and Dumberer did to Dumb and Dumber.
No thank you for the depressing news db.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
This is what, the 19th Jim Carrey sequel they've made without Jim Carrey? Along with the already-mentioned Dumb and Dumberer and Son of Mask, there's the shitty Evan Almighty, and obviously now this. God damn, I hate people. I know he doesn't want to redo old characters so why do the studios have to continue the series?
I will kill somebody if they fuck with The Truman Show.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
No. Great White threatened to sue them, which is funny, since the song doesn't actually ever say "Twice Bitten," and Ian Hunter was totally fine with that title. Go figure.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
"Hmmmm... I just saw Ace Ventura 3 and it sucked something fierce... maybe Ace Ventura Junior is better?"
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
