Hey! Mom and Dad!

[Double_G]

I'm going to kill both of you in your sleep!

[Double_Gs Mom]

You do it, and I'm-a give you a fat lip.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

oH HO HO! tHEES ES MUY BUENO. vEE VILL USE-A C.G.I. POR UN MATRIX-LIKA FIGHT ESCENE. vHEN THEY CRASH THROUGH ZEE WALL, aH WILL ESTOP MAKING ZEE SWEET AMOR TO EL PAPA DEL DOUBLE G Y JOIN ZEE FIGHT.

[Double_G]

Bought a shotgun today. Got a waiting period of two days. Then you guys are worm food.

[Double Gs Daddy]

SWEE-HEET JEESUS! OPHELIA WILL YOU GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND KEEP THIS BOY ON A LEASH INSTEADS A WATCHING AS ALL MY CHILDREN TURN OR OPRAH OR WHATEVER FUCKIING OXYGEN NETWORK BULLSHIT YO GOT ON ALL DAY?

I WORK A TEN HOUR DAY DOWN AT THE FACTORY. I DO NOT NEED THIS KINDA SHIT WHEN I GET HOME. LENNY'S BEEN GIVING ME ATTITUDE AT WORK AND THEN I GET A FUCKING CALL FROM JASPER. SEEMS THE BOY DONE SEEN HIMSELF FIT ENOUGH TO BUY A SHOTGUN! SO JASPER SAID HE WAS GONNA FILE DOWN THE FIRING PIN BEFORE HE HANDS IT OVER.

I SWEAR. THIS KINDA HEADACHE I DO NOT NEED. YOU LITTLE SUMBITCH.

[Double_G]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! JUST YOU WAIT, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! JUST YOU WAIT!!!!!!!!! YOU WANNA GET NUTS???!!! LET'S GET NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Double_G]

It's done....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! VENGEANCE IS SWEET!!!!!!!!

[Double_Gs Mom]

Boy! How many times I done told you to keep the noise down on yo' videagames? All that boom-boom-boom, I oughta take that damn Nintendo away from yo' ass.

And take off that damn Spider-Man costume already. I'm starting to think you're a little fruity.

[Double Gs Daddy]

KEEP THAT FUCKIN' NOISE TURNED DOWN WHILE I'M WATCHING TERI HATCHER ON THE DESPRUT HOUSEWIVES OR I'M A COME UP THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS, YOU LITTLE SUMBITCH!