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Harry Pooter
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:03 pm
by anarky
So is anyone reading the Harry Pooter books? So far there are five excellent books:
Harry Pooter and the Sorcerer's Kidneystone (called "Philosopher's Kidneystone" outside the US)
Harry Pooter and the Chamberpot of Secretions
Harry Pooter and the Prisoner of Ass
Harry Pooter and the Goblet of Farts
Harry Pooter and the Order of the Penis
Discuss!
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 12:26 am
by jjreason
Errrrrrm yes. Im quite fond of Harry's little tart sidekick, Hairyarmpit Granger. She's a cock puppet.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:03 pm
by kidhuman
DOnt like Harry Potter
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:14 am
by jjreason
No, silly, we're talking about Harry POOter. The stinkier, less magical version. Everyone wears brown magician's robes, and wipes their asses with phoenix feathers. It's a stinky-scat good time!
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:43 pm
by kidhuman
OH IN THAT CASE HARRY POTER, THE FART MACHINE. GOOD BOOKS, LIKE THE SCRATCH AND SNIFF ACTION
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:36 am
by jjreason
Ha! I buy the ones with the little electronic sound chips - so my kids can hear the plopping, farting, grunting, flushing, and wiping. Shit rocks.
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:34 am
by mabudon
I heard that the next Pooter film will be a mix of live-action and actual stop-motion-animated SHIT, first time anyone's ever tried something like that.... I might have to start watching the series just so I won't be left BEHIND
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:08 am
by jjreason
Harry Pooter and the Ring of Fire is due out this summer. No doubt it's gonna be a toilet buster, and may stink more than any major release in recent history. I think I have to work on opening day, which is kind of shitty.
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:35 am
by kidhuman
I heard it was gonna be called Harry Pooter and the Burning Rim. Either way, I'm down forsome pyro action. THe one after that has to do with hemorrhoids, Harry Pooter and the Magic Cushion. It explains how he got into Hogfarts school.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:46 pm
by anarky
So what'd everyone think of Harry Pooter and the Half-Assed Prince?
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:56 am
by Antropov
It was alright, anarky. But Harry Potter and the Devil's Onion Ring was much...ummm...deeper.<i></i>
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:04 pm
by k1dhuman
Oh man, I <b>finally</b> get it. Harry <b>POOTER</b>, it's a pun! Ha ha ha! That's some funny shit.
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:01 am
by kidhuman
You're a fucking tard.
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:18 am
by Slimmie
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i>
<br />It was alright, anarky. But Harry Potter and the Devil's Onion Ring was much...ummm...deeper.<i></i>
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But not quite deep enough make one gag.[:D]
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:36 am
by Antropov
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slimmie</i>
But not quite deep enough make one gag.[:D]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">It took me a minute[8D]
Did anyone see the new Harry Pooter movie that came out last month? I liked the TriWizard Tournament with Viktor Bum and Turd DeLaFleur.
And I liked the part where that ferret sucked Malfoy's dick. That was funny.