Harry Pooter

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:03 pm

So is anyone reading the Harry Pooter books? So far there are five excellent books:

Harry Pooter and the Sorcerer's Kidneystone (called "Philosopher's Kidneystone" outside the US)
Harry Pooter and the Chamberpot of Secretions
Harry Pooter and the Prisoner of Ass
Harry Pooter and the Goblet of Farts
Harry Pooter and the Order of the Penis

Discuss!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 12:26 am

Errrrrrm yes. Im quite fond of Harry's little tart sidekick, Hairyarmpit Granger. She's a cock puppet.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:03 pm

DOnt like Harry Potter

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:14 am

No, silly, we're talking about Harry POOter. The stinkier, less magical version. Everyone wears brown magician's robes, and wipes their asses with phoenix feathers. It's a stinky-scat good time!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:43 pm

OH IN THAT CASE HARRY POTER, THE FART MACHINE. GOOD BOOKS, LIKE THE SCRATCH AND SNIFF ACTION

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:36 am

Ha! I buy the ones with the little electronic sound chips - so my kids can hear the plopping, farting, grunting, flushing, and wiping. Shit rocks.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:34 am

I heard that the next Pooter film will be a mix of live-action and actual stop-motion-animated SHIT, first time anyone's ever tried something like that.... I might have to start watching the series just so I won't be left BEHIND

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:08 am

Harry Pooter and the Ring of Fire is due out this summer. No doubt it's gonna be a toilet buster, and may stink more than any major release in recent history. I think I have to work on opening day, which is kind of shitty.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:35 am

I heard it was gonna be called Harry Pooter and the Burning Rim. Either way, I'm down forsome pyro action. THe one after that has to do with hemorrhoids, Harry Pooter and the Magic Cushion. It explains how he got into Hogfarts school.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:46 pm

So what'd everyone think of Harry Pooter and the Half-Assed Prince?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:56 am

It was alright, anarky. But Harry Potter and the Devil's Onion Ring was much...ummm...deeper.

k1dhuman · Post by **k1dhuman** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:04 pm

Oh man, I finally get it. Harry POOTER, it's a pun! Ha ha ha! That's some funny shit.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:01 am

You're a fucking tard.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:18 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138
 It was alright, anarky. But Harry Potter and the Devil's Onion Ring was much...ummm...deeper.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
But not quite deep enough make one gag.[:D]

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:36 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slimmie
But not quite deep enough make one gag.[:D]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">It took me a minute[8D]

Did anyone see the new Harry Pooter movie that came out last month? I liked the TriWizard Tournament with Viktor Bum and Turd DeLaFleur.

And I liked the part where that ferret sucked Malfoy's dick. That was funny.