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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:58 pm
by The Grip
Ho ho ho ho, we Europeans are not so, how you say, sexually insahcure as you silly Americans. Ah use zee pinkish-purple because your mothair loves it, undt she gets so, como so dice, swampy when she sees a man lahk me who ees comfortabail using zee pinkish-purple, no?
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:36 am
by Dell Rusk
what ever i think u r really gay lol
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:09 am
by The Grip
Ah advise you to ask your mothair how gay I am, insolent cur dog! Zees ees to say when she takes mah pena from her mouth, ho ho ho ho!
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:38 am
by The Grin
Trust me. The Grip isn't gay.
Hey, did I ever tell you guys that I fucked Phil Collins' mother? Phil walked in on us just after we finished. We were still dripping. He was quite suprised because she told him she was going out to play bingo. And now you can understand the line "You can wipe off The Grin, I know where you've been. It's all been a pack of lies" from In The Air Tonite.
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:22 pm
by The Grip
Ho ho ho ho! Ah raymember one tahm when Zee Grin undt I had a leetail wagair to see which of us could fock your mothair zee most in a singail day. Ah won, of course, but only because Ah got to her most prahvate of regions first, undt Zee Grin had no recourse but to vait hees turn. Ah took zee entire day, of course. Ho ho ho ho ho! Undt zee vinner, in zeese case, me, won zee very naughtay threesome vit both your mothair undt your grandmere!
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:31 am
by UKWildcat
Glad to see my parents are still popular over here!
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:24 am
by Boner Mazo
lol ukweldkat ur parants r stil popalur heer becus there sun liks to luk at liddl boys lol ur naybors luk at ur parants n say ther sun liks boys an then thay point an laf becus ur a gay homo lol
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:59 pm
by captain funtime
Boner MAzo, honestly, you should have been a blow job.
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:19 pm
by Boner Mazo
LOl shut up captin funtiem lol y r u so meen is it becuz your a fagity ass faggit an dont no how to deel wiht it lol do yuo have a lisense to run the daycaer that is stuck to yur face lol
buuuuurn shithuman i got u good bich!
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:43 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
aH, THIS THREAD TAKES ME BACK. wITH SO MANY NEW FATHERS AROUND HERE, IT'S EASY TO FORGET THE MASTERS. tHERE WAS THAT ONE TIME WHEN ukwILDcAT'S DAD AND i RODE sPACE mOUNTAIN, AND ALL THE KIDS IN THE NEXT CAR THOUGHT HE WAS SCREAMING BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF THE RIDE. bUT, NO, IT WAS BECAUSE i WAS BUTTFUCKING HIM SO HARD!
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:50 pm
by The Grin
That reminds me of the time I took UKWildcat's mom to one of those Indian Casinos. She started screaming "JACKPOT! I WON! I WON!" No, she didn't hit it big on a slot machine, I just banged her next to one.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:41 pm
by The Grip
Ho ho ho ho, seelay Bahzarro Zee Grin! How did you forgait zee fathair of Senor UKWahldCaht? Vhile Ah pairsonally have nevair partaken of hees boday, you have assured moi on manay occasions zat hees fathair ees as good as hees mothair. Undt zere no es anythahng baitair zan hees mothair, a botail of peach shnapps, undt a lawnmowair. Ho ho, but Ah have said too moch, non?