the vynsane asylum

LOL wasn't trying to rain on yer parade- if you're both "in" then it's all or nothng eh

I don't like doughnuts too much anymore but I'm good with the glaze- three ladies could no doubt coat a baker's dozen, no??

*Passes Anarky the meds*

mabudon wrote:LOL wasn't trying to rain on yer parade- if you're both "in" then it's all or nothng eh

I don't like doughnuts too much anymore but I'm good with the glaze- three ladies could no doubt coat a baker's dozen, no??

*Passes Anarky the meds*

Alas, everything I said was a lie! Unfortunately Bumcake likes Icebeards!! I only dream of glazed donuts with Bumcake

girls who use the term "fuckstick" give me the vapors.

Deoxyribonucleic wrote:
Alas, everything I said was a lie! Unfortunately Bumcake likes Icebeards!! I only dream of glazed donuts with Bumcake

"Unfortunately?" There is nothing unfortunate about my penchant for beards, Deoxy.

My love for beards is fortunate.

You should know this better than anyone, Deoxy.

My face was in YOUR beard twice last night, even after you claimed that you trimmed it. WHICH YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T.

LIAR!

I had a bundle of Deoxy's crotch hair lodged in my tonsils for 6 and a half hours today.

But thank God for my raging bulimia.

My disgusting habit managed to flush out the coarse remnants of Deoxy's nether region.

If it weren't for the massive amounts of vomit spewing out of my mouth like a volcano, I might still have Deoxy's bush fur dangling above my esophagus.

Holy shit! I definitely needed this good laugh before bed. I'd like to thank you ladies from the bottom of my black heart.






Now it's fappin' time...

This whole thread deserves an amen.