Hallo, InsaneJediGirl!

[The Grip]

Hallo, undt vailcome to our humble leetail abode.

Pray tell, do you be una madre, because mah fails, zey do not leest you, non?

[Grover]

Estrogen scares me.
Please refrain from flaunting your jiggly bits in my presence.
A puppet with a Woodrow is not something you want haunting your dreams.

[Mrs Funtime]

So nice to see another young lady gracing our forums. It takes a lot of work to keep these boys in line. And, really, sometimes the place seems like such a--oh, I hope you'll pardon the term--sausage festival. And I don't mean the sort where you sample Andouille, though those are nice, too.

If the odor of fish is bothering you, that's just Aunt Harriet. I keep telling her she should douche whenever she invites the entire cast of Jersey Shore to gangbang her for sluttasticsluts.org. Her meringue recipe is divine, though--if you can manage to get the recipe, would you be a dear and share it with me?

[The Spamboy Duke]

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay, your posts is so informative!

Can I interest you in a low-rate M OR TGAGE???

[Ben Reilly]

What the.... HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF GITMO, YOU LIBERAL MUZZIE SPAMMER SCUM???

[The Goat]

BAAAAAAA!

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

[Elmo]

Hello, InsaneJediGirl! Elmo wants to welcome you, too.

Elmo also wants you to sing the alphabet with Elmo and India Arie.

[jjreason]

Just wow. Welcome anyhow young lady.

[Ran]

She should consider herself lucky all of the characters didn't post here. It would probably be on page 3 by now.

[jjreason]

So much better than elmo's link. Come on, man. ><

http://vimeo.com/21553420

[RoIIo Tomassi]

She should consider herself lucky all of the characters didn't post here. It would probably be on page 3 by now.

Dude.

Dude. That's like pokin the bear, man. What were you thinking?

[shroba fett]

Bears deserve to get poked. Bears are stupid.

[Ursa Minor]

Look out, Yogi. They are going to start poking us.

[Jamaica Bob]

So much better than elmo's link. Come on, man. ><

http://vimeo.com/21553420

Dees es much betta than Elmo's n jjreason's links, mon!