Cool names for nonexistent bands

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Reptoid Dance Party

Their first album will be called "The Global Boogie Down Conspiracy."
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No biters? Buncha assmunches....

Inspired by a ridiculous amount offered on a prostitution sting just a few minutes ago on Cops:

"The Seven-Dollar Handjob"

Their first album is called "Cheaper Than a Playboy."
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I always thought "Stick o' Buttah" would be a cool band name. Named for the old Sesame Street skit.
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Life is short. STUNT IT!
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PeanutButterNinjas.
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Skeet.

Their first 3 albums would be "In your hair", "On your belly", and "Spit or Swallow".
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Swamp Pickle.
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satan's jism stain
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