The funny ass picture thread

[Ran]

Hmmm. The kid must be Korean.

[Diabolical]

Not exactly SFW, but it doesn't belong in the Lumberyard either, so here is a link:
10 Hot Girls in Nerd Panties

[Diabolical]

These seem appropriate today.

[Diabolical]

More cool than funny...

[Diabolical]

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[Diabolical]

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[anarky]

Upon first glimpse, this picture will not seem "funny ass."

Until you consider that I was googling "pimping hos and clocking a grip like my name was Dolomite."

[anarky]

Latest sighting of long-lost forumite The Giraffe.

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Cue response from The Griz in 3... 2... 1....

[The Griz]

Ah, yes. It's been too long since I've gotten some ass from an ass.

[Ran]

On the radio this morning, they started talking about weird jobs. A guy calls in from Ohio and says he is some sort of zoologist researcher. He said he had to jerk off many different animals for work, like the koala, elephant, kangaroo, and a giraffe. The giraffe apparently has some sort of barb on the tip of it's pecker. The guy said the barb actually cut him as he was stroking the giraffe cock.

[anarky]

"Stroking the Giraffe Cock" should be an album name.

[Ran]

If not an album name, at least an entry on Snigtad's bucket list.

You know that giraffe tore up that ass.

[anarky]

This is just... bizarre. But kind of amusing. Various characters from Spider-Man, Batman, and Star Wars, dancing:
http://jesselonergan.blogspot.com/p/sta ... atman.html

Here's a sample or three:

[anarky]

More cool than funny...

Meant to do this a while back. I tried to figure out all these characters and got most with no problem, but there's a few I'm iffy on, and a couple I have no fucking clue who they are. (Dr. Octopus and whichever Goblin that is have costumes I'm totally unfamiliar with, so they're probably characters I know but can't recognize in the pic for that reason.)

In the sky, left to right: X-Man (AOA Nate Summers)???, Rogue, Namor, Human Torch, Silver Surfer, X-51/Machine Man, Dr. Strange, Sentry???, Spider-Woman 1???, War Machine, Hulk, Magneto, MODOK

On the ground, left to right: Sunspot, Storm, Nightcrawler, Professor X, Psylocke, Gambit, Cyclops, Longshot???, nfc, Kitty Pryde, Colossus, X-23???, Emma Frost, Cable, Thing, Invisible Woman, Mr. Fantastic, nfc, Jean Grey or Rachel Summers???, Ghost Rider, Pieceofshitpool, nfc, Hercules???, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Thor, Wolverine, Captain America 1, Spider-Man, some rather strange amalgamation of Green Goblin and Hobgoblin (unless there’s some costume change I’m unfamiliar with), Rhino, Apocalypse, Omega Red, Dr. Octopus in some costume I’ve never seen, Mojo 1, Venom

[Rollo Tomassi]

In between Longshot and Kitty Pryde is SURGE. She's a newer X-Man with electrical powers that she can't control so she has to wear special capacitor gloves.

After Reed Richards, shame on you. That's FRANK CASTLE.

After Castle is neither Jean nor Rachel, its BLACK WIDOW.

Between Shitpool and Herc is Hank Pym in his WASP uniform, the mantle he took up after Jan died. Don't worry he's back to being GiantMan again for the fifth time.

Everybody else you got right.