I'm probably the only person alive who thinks this, but...

[anarky]

...I fucking HATE the beach.

[Ran]

I'm going next weekend. Not sure which one yet. Maybe Laguna or Huntington. It's been a while since I've been to the beach, but I'll let you know if I hate it.

[vynsane]

i like the beach. just went to jones beach on long island last weekend. but i'm not a beach bum. i prefer the pool. actually, i prefer water parks to pools - waterslides are awesome.

[anarky]

Slight clarification: I don't hate everywhere the ocean meets the land.

I fucking hate the beaches where tourists go. If I'm not the only person there, or one of a handful of people, I hate the beach. More than five people make a beach fucking nasty.

[Diabolical]

I hate the beach also.
It's too hot and uncomfortable and I hate sand (It's coarse, it's rough, it gets into everything).
Besides, there are never the types of chicks there that you actually want to look at, like on tv. Just fat people, kids and non-milfs.

[vynsane]

Besides, there are never the types of chicks there that you actually want to look at, like on tv. Just fat people, kids and non-milfs.

you're doing it wrong, then.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I agree too many people make the beach suck. If you are in the LA area, I recommend skipping the obvious choices like Santa Monica or Huntington or Manhattan Beach and drive up north of Malibu to Point Dume/Zuma. It's an extra 45 minutes out of your way but except for the weekends there's hardly anyone there. And you'll probably see dolphins which is cool.

Of course, at Huntington and Manhattan there's plenty of barely legal trim in skimpy bikinis. I guess it depends on what you're going to the beach for.

[Sleazer]

I'd be going to look at the barely legal trim.