CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY!

[arnaky]

It has come to my attention that someone is impersonating me on this site, vynsyn.com. The name "anarky" belongs to me and me alone, and I am within my rights to sue this website and all members for defamation of character. Please delete all accounts pertaining to anarky immediately, or I will be contacting my lawyer in 72 hours. I have contacted the moderators via private message and called them all buttholes for allowing this.

If you do not bow to my wishes, you will all die a gruesome death. Okay, not exactly, but I will sue you for a lot of money, and that will make you sad.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

[vynsane]

what, we're not immature homos anymore?

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

oH HO HO, sENIOR VYNSANE! hAVE YOU NO SEEN ZEE ENEWS? eET ES ALRIGHT TO BE UN HOMO NOW. yOUR ENEWSBOT NO REPORTE, BUT ZEE LAW EN CALIFORNIA ES PASSED SO ZEE HOMOS CAN, HOW YOU SAY, "TIE DE KNOT". aH TINK EET ES DISGUSTING. wHY WOOD ANYONE WANT ZEE ESAME PIECE OF RUMP EVERY NITE? eSPEAKING OF YOUR BUTT, CAN YOU DROP YOUR PANTALONES Y TOUCH YOUR TOES, POR FAVOR? yOU MIGHT FEEL A BIG DICK.

[anarky]

Blow me.

Immature homo.