WHAT THE FUKC IS GOIN ON HEAR?

[Dell Rusk]

I JEST FAUND THIS SIGHT WHEN MY FRIEND ROBAN TOLD ME ABOUT IT. I WEANT OVER 2 HIS HAUSE TO PLAY YESTER DAY + GOOD THANG HIS UNCALE ROJER WAS NOT HOME, HE ALWAYS WANTS TO CUDDAL. U CAN NOT PLAYE MUCH WHEN AN OLD MAN CUDLES U, I THINK HE IS A GAY. ME AND ROBAN GO WAY BACK, 1 TIEM WHEN I WAS LITTLER I WENT TO HIS HOUSE 2 SLEEP OVER, BUT ROBIN GOT MAD CUZ I COUD NOT SLEAP + HE WOEK UP AND FAND ME PLAYIN A GAYME WITH HIS DAD IN THE KICHEN. HIS DAD CALED IT SALAD, BUT THEIR WAS NO LETTUS. HE BLIND FOLDAD ME + THEN I HAD 2 GUES WHAT FOOD HE PUT IN MY MOUTH, ONE TASTED LLIEK POOPIE DOODIE DOON DOON + I COUD NOT GUES, I ALL SO COULD NOT GUES OEN THAT WAS LIKE A RUBBER HOSE BUT HARRY, I GOT THE SELLERY RITE THO SO HE SAYED I WON. BUT THAT WAS B4 I BURND DOWN THE CHURCH WHEN I WAS PLAYIN WITH MACHES + THEY SINT ME 2 REFORM SCOOL. I WAS THEIR FOR YEARS +JUST GOT OUT. ROBAN SHOWD ME THIS PLAYCE CUZ HE THOUGHT I WAS HEAR ALL READIE, BUT THEIR WAS SOME GAY ACTER NAME ROOPERT GRANT PRETENDIN 2 B ME. IF I FIND ROOPERT I WILL KICK HIS NUTS, HE IS A GAY THO SO HE MIGT LIEK THAT. BUT I HEAR NOW, SO THE FUN CAN START, I SE MY FRIEN BONAR IS HEAR 2, + SO IS NARBLER, THEY R KEWL. I LIEK THEM. I DO NOT LIKE THE REST OF U FAGS, U NEED 2 LEAV THIS SIGHT AND GO TO GAY PEOPEL DOT COMM SO THE KEWL FOLK CAN STAY HEAR. ESPECHALY MABUDOON NEED TO LEAVE, HE IS EXTRA FRUTIE GAY FAG.

[Twiki]

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Good Morning and Greetings, M. Rusk.  First off, something perplexes me a bit.  How is it you have access to a username that someone else created if, indeed M. Grint was "posing" as you as you claim.  Secondly, I would not be the helpful automaton I claim to be, if I did not clarify exactly what it is you tasted this morning.  "Tossing the salad" is a colliquialism referring to the licking of the anus and anal passage.  So when you tasted something like "poopie" this morning, you were in fact tasting fecal material off of Robin's father's anus.  I can only assume the "rubber hose" was his penis which he tricked you into sucking. Or perhaps you knew all along and are simply deluding yourself.  In any case, welcome aboard!

Oh... And go fuck yourself.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

What in the hell . . .

[Dell Rusk]

Oy! What is this? Some knave is using me login information, and saying naughty things to boot. The Good Book tells us to forgive, but Leviticus 20: 13 & 15, the penalty for lying with another man or with a beast shalt be death by stoning. And He who is without sin shalt cast the first stone, smiting the sinner for his abomination before the Lord our God. I have a feeling this other Dell Rusk has done both.

Cheerio, chap. Jesus will still forgive you if you have the sense to ask him, but you're so incredibly thick, I'd ask ye to say hello to Satan for me.

[Dell Rusk]

GOD DAM IT THE FUCKING GAY FAKE DELL RUSK IS POSTIN AGIN!!!

FUCK YOU RUPERT U FUCKIN FAIERY!!!!

EVERYONE ELSE HEAR IS HOW YOU TELL IF IT IS ME POSTENG OR THE GAY DELL RUSK, SEE I AM THE STRAITE 1!!

[Zero]

If by "straight" you mean "cum gargling, ass diddled rimjob commando" then sure..,

[Mario]

Il pene ha forma cilindrica; in esso si possono individuare una parte libera, che viene impiegata nella copula, ed una parte fissa perineale, detta anche radice del pene.

La parte libera si distingue, a sua volta, in corpo del pene e glande, un ingrossamento dalla forma tronco-conica situato alla sua estremità e che porta all'apice l'orifizio esterno dell'uretra.

La cute che riveste il corpo del pene è molto lassa e si prolunga sul glande in una piega detta prepuzio. Il prepuzio aderisce al glande nella parte mediana inferiore per mezzo del frenulo del pene, che si salda in prossimità del meato uretrale ed è attraversato da una piccola arteria.

Il pene ha tre corpi cavernosi, due superiori paralleli ed uno sottostante posto in posizione mediana, costituiti da tessuto di aspetto spugnoso e caratterizzati da interstizi che comunicano direttamente con le vene.

Bellissimo! Ciao!

[Dell Rusk]

A good Christian soldier should love his enemies, but I've been praying to the Good Lord above for a fortnight now, and I still harbour resentment toward this rogue.