We only came for the nachos....
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Awesomeness. It fits the tune perfectly. 
BTW, this is for JabbaJohnL:
As the only inmate of the vynsane asylum to attend CIV, this is your sacred mission.
You must stand in a line for something that you don't want (like some ridiculously overpriced Master Replicas Stormtrooper Protective Cup). You must hold up the line as much as possible. When you finally get to the front, and the clerk says, "How many ridiculously overpriced Master Replicas Stormtrooper Protective Cups would you like, and would you prefer the standard edition or the chrome-plated edition with limited edition POTJ Han Solo figure," you must respond, calmly but loudly enough to be heard by everyone, "Oh. I only came for the nachos."

BTW, this is for JabbaJohnL:
As the only inmate of the vynsane asylum to attend CIV, this is your sacred mission.
You must stand in a line for something that you don't want (like some ridiculously overpriced Master Replicas Stormtrooper Protective Cup). You must hold up the line as much as possible. When you finally get to the front, and the clerk says, "How many ridiculously overpriced Master Replicas Stormtrooper Protective Cups would you like, and would you prefer the standard edition or the chrome-plated edition with limited edition POTJ Han Solo figure," you must respond, calmly but loudly enough to be heard by everyone, "Oh. I only came for the nachos."

*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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kidhuman wrote:Hell, I will give him ten for that one.
Ditto. A tenspot for youtube proof. That would rock!
And another tenspot if you use the "...too bad about the rest" line on one of the "celebrities" who autograph shit.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
I KNEW I was wrong on that- tho I would be hard pressed to regret the error eh??
I have been singing that ditty all day, and mimicking the little synth bit afterwards to boot
I can't help but try to make a "only for the nachos" phrase out of almost everything- I keep expecting a news story to feature the phrase or somethin
Maybe a politician could get onboard, too, as in "People say this is a war for oil, they couldn't be more wrong. Reality of it is, we're only in it for the Nachos"
Shit man, just photos from history (even inapproprate ones, or maybe famous paintings to represent more historlical scope) with "OH-we only came for the Nachos" p-shopped in, I'm having a bunch of inappropriate thoughts about this now I do believe, better go get some buds and mellow out
Woops- yeah, the JJL angle is damn good, you'd be the same level of net sensation as "star wars kid", only you'd actually be COOL doing that
I have been singing that ditty all day, and mimicking the little synth bit afterwards to boot
I can't help but try to make a "only for the nachos" phrase out of almost everything- I keep expecting a news story to feature the phrase or somethin
Maybe a politician could get onboard, too, as in "People say this is a war for oil, they couldn't be more wrong. Reality of it is, we're only in it for the Nachos"
Shit man, just photos from history (even inapproprate ones, or maybe famous paintings to represent more historlical scope) with "OH-we only came for the Nachos" p-shopped in, I'm having a bunch of inappropriate thoughts about this now I do believe, better go get some buds and mellow out

Woops- yeah, the JJL angle is damn good, you'd be the same level of net sensation as "star wars kid", only you'd actually be COOL doing that

Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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Forget the Revolution. We only came for the nachos.mabudon wrote:Shit man, just photos from history (even inapproprate ones, or maybe famous paintings to represent more historlical scope) with "OH-we only came for the Nachos" p-shopped in, I'm having a bunch of inappropriate thoughts about this now I do believe, better go get some buds and mellow out

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