Here's a plan....

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:22 pm

If you go to yahoo.com, there's a section near the bottom right for "today's most popular search."

I'd like to organize a mass of people to, on one particular day, search for the same totally random piece of carp, like "cow masturbation" or something. Just to see the most popular search of the day be cow masturbation (or whatever).

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:25 pm

When?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:34 pm

When you DO search for cow masturbation, the second choice on the list nearly got me in trouble at work. It was two seconds of utter euphoria and panic that someone might walk up behind me.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:07 pm

Dude, I didn't say do it yet, and I didn't say it would necessarily be cow masturbation. Maybe something equally inane but less potentially offensive, like "cow umbrellas." (This way, the crusade could be advertised on more family-friendly sites.)

I think there'd have to be plenty of time to amass a sizeable "army." I'm not sure how many searches would be required to throw off their statistics, but my guess would be a damned lot. And, likely, they'd have to all be from unique IPs.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:08 pm

And, dude, this is on the first page if you do a Yahoo image search for "cow umbrella."

That ranks right up there with the chicken hat.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:03 pm

I think the cow has a new avatar

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:58 pm

Here are the top searches right now:

Antonella Barba
Britney Spears
UFC
Beyonce Knowles
WWE
Avril Lavigne
Limewire
Anna Nicole Smith

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:45 pm

Fuckin idiots will look up anything.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:34 pm

Sadly, Britanny Spears seems to be in the Top Five all the time. What a sad world we live in.