confession

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 1:29 pm

when I come in the vnysane forums and I'm all like FUCK this and FUCK that and FUCKITY FUCKIN' sweet and shit? I'm normally not like that. I don't swear at all in person. I'm really laid back and don't have a temper and I try to set a good example to my kids and instead of raising my voice, I try to calmly, rationally explain whats going on.

But in here. I'm like the sweet FUCK master of the fuckin' profanity and I can go OFF on fuckers like Pat Robertson and that fucked cow Hillary Clinton and just and fucked fucker who gets on my bad side!

FUCK them HO's!

[:o)] And fuck that fuckin' clown face smiley, too! FUCKER.

Where's my mother fuckin' China Smiley?? Make with the squinty eyes and buck teeth! Fuck!

ninjasquirrel · Post by **ninjasquirrel** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 7:39 am

I think I'm in love with Raylene.

She's got a body that won't quit.

SUMMER'S EVE

MASSENGILL

MUST I BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH THIS?!?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 2:43 pm

It was once said the wise man is one who doesn't need to resort to profanity. Only one who is too stupid to articulate his thoughts must use such words.

Fuck the guy who said that!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 3:02 pm

I say, it's silly for a cultire to make up words and then place taboos on their usage.

I mean whether you say "lay with a women" or "make love" or "Fuck that bitch silly" it still conjures up the same mental image. Why is one phrasing unnacceptable?

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 4:52 pm

cuz "make love" conjures a sweet, slow fuckin' while "fuck that bitch silly" conjures up... well, multiple position, slap that ass and who's your daddy type of fuckin'...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:35 am

Making Love is something the old lady does while you fuck her.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:45 am

I don't even bother makin' love anymore. Life's too short. I'm all about the nasty fuck-a-thons. When I'm old, I want to be able to recollect that one time I bent that chick over on the monkey bars at a park in the middle of the night, pulled her panties down and gave her what for. Not some pansy, tired, boring missionary recollection. Whose gonna remember those?

I'm thinking of doing a TOP TEN hottest fuck sessions (so far) of my young life. It'd be hard to narrow it down to ten though...I am a kinky mofo.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:24 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 Making Love is something the old lady does while you fuck her.
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Ahhhhh that is goddamn hysterical man!!! My girlfriend was on some crazy kick about that last year and it drove me NUTS.... at least she's figgered out where the fun is now [;)]
Yes, the extra profanity here is fucken' sweet....
Speaking of the uber-profane, did anyone ever catch the ultra-profane post Tycho put up at SSg to test the auto censor??? It was GREAT... I couldn't believe it, it was mostly just random FILTHY profanity... it had been there for a while, too... I wish I woulda pointed it out to someone, dammit....
Sorry to interrupt the swearing.... "Monkey Felcher"[:P]

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 6:44 am

I actually enjoy the challenge of the auto censor. Where else could you be forced into calling some female user a count-ry girl, or some such $hit. Auto censors can lead to some good comedy, like Caesar's "Shit" thread.....

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:34 am

I think "M" said it best... Will Smith doesnt have to cuss to sell records. Well I do. So Fuck him and fuck you too.. man I love that part..

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:06 pm

Fuck 'dem bitches. Fuck 'em right in the whory mouths. They LOVE it in the mouth...fuckin bitches.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:52 pm

I was just thinking and remembered this thread.

I don't cuss much in "real life," either.

But here, fuuuuuuuuuuck, man.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:29 pm

I actually curse more in real life than I do on this board. How fuckin pathetic is that?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:45 am

ninjasquirrel wrote:he's right. I know this guy from work, and he's like a choir boy. He even wears faggot ass pink shirts and pants sometimes, but even w/out the swearing, he's funny as FUCK!

I need to call this guy and see whats up. I haven't talked to him in a while. Too bad he didn't post here more often, he's fuckin hilarious.

Pinky Wheeler on myspace.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:59 am

You can tell him about the Wii, and he'll fill you in on the $10 Dean and Deluca gift set he got from his boss.

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