the vynsane asylum

Look out, Yogi. They are going to start poking us.

Watch out, Yogi. The Ranger doesn't like it when you get involved with otters.

The Ranger's not going to like this.

Gee Yogi, I don't know if the Ranger is going to like you making decrees.

Gee, Yogi. We should give that a try.

But Yogi, the Ranger's not going to like it. What the Ranger likes and dislikes does not concern me. He is a mere human. He cannot control Yogi; only the one in whose veins flows the royal blood of the mighty Arctodus can command Yogi to unleash his savage true nature. Now fetch your unicycle, boy....

You better apologize to Ursa Major. He takes this stuff pretty seriously.

The vile miscreants responsible must be terminated. I am deploying a legion of my finest grizzlies to deal with these cowards. Billy Bumbler was too young to die. My first royal act, however, will be to offer my full and unequivocal support to the human candidate whose supporters have not killed on...