the vynsane asylum

I got to design the poster for this movie. I'm pretty proud.

While the grizzlies are dealing with the humans, I'm going to deal with their pets. Nasty pigs. On a related note, I hope one of them owns a pig, since I like to wrap their tails around my cock before I plow through their assholes and make their pen even muddier. I also give my wholehearted support...

Thank you for the comment! We'll take it into consideration next time we're fucking your mom.

Will we see a line of famous movie pets any time soon? I'd like a little version of Indiana Jones' dog so I can commemorate the time I was on that movie set, balls deep in his ass.

Don't get me wrong - as long as any animal is owned by a human, even indirectly, I'll fuck it. I LOVE zoo trips; I plan my entire month around that shit. You know what's better than shagging a flamingo when it's standing on one leg? Not a whole lot, my friend. So, anyway, I've fucked all manner of ...

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAKK, DOOSHEBAGGZ!!! HALO THAR, JARGO! HAV U HAD UR DAYLIY DOSE OF DOOSHE TOADY? Oh, hey. Sorry I haven't called. I've been tangled up with the ducks that live outside JabbaJohn's dorm . . . that's the closest thing he has to pets, so I just decided to run with it. Next time I'm in to...

I think The Griz and unlimitedpudding have a lot of gas. I luv bonerz, lol! I'm not sure if I have a lot of gas, but I love nothing more than sticking it in a gassy pig while it blows farts out its ass. The sound is fucking hilarious, so I sometimes laugh instead of concentrate, and I end up fillin...

The Griz's balls are as blue as his tongue...and font. They were, until I unloaded all over your chihuahua's face. And pretty much her entire body, actually. She didn't want any Taco Bell, but she was literally begging for my schlong. The Griz sucks a mean cock, snarf snarf. Going down on you was a...