Quote of the day

[Tom Foolery]

I continue to maintain that the SW fans who haven’t seen the Holiday Special want to see it and the fans who have seen it with they hadn’t.

[jjreason]

"It can't be THAT bad....."

[Ran]

I haven't seen the Holiday Special in a long time. I don't remember if the Boba Fett cartoon was any good. Then again, the rest of the special could be so bad, it makes the cartoon look better than it really is.

[anarky]

"I can't (cough) taste this (cough cough) hamberder."

--Donald Trump

[Tom Foolery]

"I can't (cough) taste this (cough cough) hamberder."

--Donald Trump

“Thank you all for coming to this $25,000 per plate dinner. Please ignore my coughing. I’m fine. But two days from now, my assistant Hope is gonna test positive and I’ll be in the hospital. Sooooo....vote for me and stuff!” -Bone Spurs.

[Ran]

Never would have guessed that Richard Marx could be so brutal.

https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/ ... 9536899074

Richard Marx @richardmarx·3h
You should wear a t-shirt that says “My dad wants to fuck my sister.”
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Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr · 5h
Hunter Biden should start a clothing line that says: I “consulted”in Moscow and all I got was 3.5 million dollars and this lousy t-shirt.

[anarky]

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.

[jjreason]

Had a good chuckle at a reddit post about Hungary protesting the opening of a chinese campus at a university there. It devolved into talk of conservative politicians because Boris Johnson has invited the PM of Hungary who is apparently a quasi-dictator for a visit:

"Cunts of a feather flock together."

Honestly it makes me curious as to which cunts are flocking with Emma Watson's.

[Tom Foolery]

Somehow, anarky returned…

…and immediately started dropping nuggets like this one.

…and the shit I saw will haunt me for decades after I'm gone.

This was a gem already, but the ‘after I’m gone’ is where I totally lost my shit.