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In this thread, someone (whoever gets here first) will post a quote that is truly the quote of the day.

The first comes from Tycho at <font color="red">The Other Site</font id="red">:

<b>"I do not know of any value in sexual relations with iguanas."</b>
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Fuck, to me THIS was the quote of the YEAR:

"Shit, Rosie's got me side-pipin' with that comment."

- Slicker, about 15 minutes before Rosie outed herself as a 13 year old!!!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anarky</i>
<br />In this thread, someone (whoever gets here first) will post a quote that is truly the quote of the day.

The first comes from Tycho at <font color="red">The Other Site</font id="red">:

<b>"I do not know of any value in sexual relations with iguanas."</b>
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it's too bad you didn't copy the whole whacked-out post, because it appears to have been wiped from the <font color="red">other site's</font id="red"> memory banks...
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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! I need to learn to screen cap every fucking funny post over there before JT gets delete-happy.
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Post by kidhuman »

Did he delete the post or thread and what section was it in?

That side pipin comment was damn funny. I still laugh about it.

JJ had a memorable quote:

I'll tell you what - you fart while you're getting head, and that WILL be the last fucking time she does it, married or not!

Still piss myself to that one.
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Post by Antropov »

I love looking up all posts on the <font color="red">OTHER SITE</font id="red"> by Tom Foolery. Thems is some funny postings.

Also, I love jj's sig line here. It didn't make any sense to me at first, then I remembered he's one of them Canucks (all of their vowels aren't nasily "a"'s). It makes me laugh every time.
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Post by vynsane »

el chuxter was granted a "quote of the day" by bobafrett at the <font color="red">other site</font id="red"> about his viewing of the holiday special...

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bobafrett</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by el chuxter</i>
<br />There was about an hour of crying in the shower afterwards.
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<br />Quote of the day my friend! ROTFLMAO!
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congrats, el chuxter!
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Post by Antropov »

Ah, yes. "The post". That was quite the laugh I had at that.

I especially liked the part where he was worried about insulting his trash. Classic, Chux. Good shit![beard]
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Crying in the shower ala Captain Hero after Foxy whipped his ass. Too freakin funny.
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Well, now that I think about it, the holiday special isnt so bad. I watched it again and again last night and it actually grew on me. I am going to hunt down Bea's song and play it repeatedly on Christmas day.
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Oh, fake El Chuxter, you don't know there is some truth to your words. I've been trying to get that goddamned "Just one more round, friends" bullshit song Bea sings out of my head. It's like it was so supernaturally bad that it burned itself into my memory banks.
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Thank God I've avoided watching that again in my adult life. A really funny post was put up about the Holiday Special a couple of years ago <font color="red">elsewhere </font id="red"> by a new user who didn't stick around very long - they said the biggest shock was that someone actually had to give that thing the big "OK" before it went on the air - that was the part they couldn't fathom. Good thinking, and it led to a very funny post.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />CS1138 - Does it smell like fish and taste like chicken, or vice versa?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">See, the bad part about this site and the denizens that inhabit it is that I don't know if that's a legitimate question or not.[:D]

Assuming for a moment that it is, I will say al little of both. It tastes and smells like fish <i>and</i> chicken.

Assuming for a moment that it's not, I will say that I make her wash it first.
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quote of the day material, my friend. kudos! this made me crack the fuck up.
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Fuckin awesome.
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Thanks, vyn. I think I might cry![beard]
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