DEW U FAGS NO ANY 1 WHO IS HIERING?

[Snigtad Flornbi]

I THANK MY UNCLE RODGER NEEDS A NEW JOB. I NO U FAGS ALL WERK AT PLACES WEAR GAY FAGGETS R ALOUD 2 WORK BUTT MAY BE U NO SUM STRATE PEOPLE WHO ARE HIERING.

THE UTHER DAY HIS FRIEND CAME OVER, THE WHO I DONT NO THE NAME OF BUTT HE WARES LETHER SUTES + SEZ "OH JEZUS CRISTE!" ALOT. HE AXED RODGER WHAT HE WANTED + RODGER SAYED JUST A HANDY JOB + THEY WENT IN THE BEDROOM + I COULD HEAR UNCLE RODGER CRYEING + PRAYING TO GOD.

THAN YESTERMONDAY, HE SAYED HE WANTED 2 PLAYE HIDE THE SALOMMY. WE LOVE 2 PLAY THAT GAME, HE IS NOT VERY GOOD BE CAUSE HE HIDES IT IN MY BUT ALL THE TIEM AND JEST CANT FIGURE OUT THAT I CAN TTOALLY FILL IT GOING IN MY BUT, IM NOT STUPED U NO. ONCE HE HAD IT IN MY BUT I TERNED AROUND TO ASK WHAT TIEM REAL HOUSE WIFES CUMS ON, WE BOTH LUV THAT SHOW. IT WASNT A SALOMMY IN MY BUT, IT WAS HIS PEENUS!! I FELT SO BAD, HE WANTED 2 PLAY WITH ME BE CAUSE WE HAVE PLAYED THAT GAME SINCE I WAS A LITEL BOY BUT HE CULDNT AFFORWARD SALOMMY AND ALL HE HAD WAS HIS OWN DING DONG. I DID NOT HAEV THE HART 2 TEL HIM DING DONGS IN A BOYS BUT R SO GAYE BECAUSE HE WAS JEST TRYING TO HIDE NOT BING ABEL 2 BYE SALOMMY 2 PLAY WITH.

PLESE GIVE ME UNCALE RODGER A JOB IF U R STRATE! I DONT NO HIS SKILLZ BUT I AM SURE THEY ARE MAD, + HE SAYED ONCE HE IS A GREAT FUDGE PACKER SO IF U ONE A CANDEY COMPANY HE CAN HELP U!

[Turdeto]

I need a new minion who is able to compress turds into smaller spaces, a "shit packer" if you will. Your Uncle Rodger may be useful to me.

[Jargo]

Pore uncale rodger! i no wot it iz lyk 2 b pore. i cantnot aford sope so i have 2 let mi dog lik me clene. expeshuly in mi krotch and butt. he clenes thm gud.