I dreamed about jjreason last night

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:53 am

First, if I see a Snigtad post in regard to this that contains the word "gay" or any of its synonyms, I will track you down and force-feed you your own tiny little scrotum.

I was going to Florida to meet one of my cousins who doesn't really live in Florida, and for some reason it was quickest to go through Canada. Canada bore quite the resemblance like the "Yukon Land" at Busch Gardens -- think the set of Deadwood with log flumes, and you've got a good idea.

Jjreason was at the border, and he had to pay over $3,000 in customs fees for various Target exclusives he'd picked up. This was broadcast over the PA system, and this made Mrs Jjreason mad. (I've never actually met Mrs Jjreason, but in this particular dream, she looked and acted like the actress who plays Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm for some odd reason.)

I left Canada before the dispute was settled, and I actually woke up before I got to Florida, so this wasn't much of a story after all, was it?

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:22 am

well, everyone knows the best way to get to FLA is through canada... duh!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:32 pm

You don't know where i am so Ill say your gay all I want.

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Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:32 pm

And buy the way, your gay.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:18 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by vynsane
 well, everyone knows the best way to get to FLA is through canada... duh!
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It is if you live in Alaska.[:D]

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:18 pm

nah, if you live in alaska, the shortest route is to go through siberia, china, india, pakistan, swim to africa, go across africa, swim to antartica, then up south america, swim to cuba, then take a boat from cuba to miami. easy.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:57 pm

Have you ever seen jj in real life? If not I wanna hear your description of how he looks. This could get good.

GREEN HULK · Post by **GREEN HULK** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:31 pm

RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! HULK SEEN JJREASON EATING DONUTS AGAIN, MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH STUPID FAT MOUNTIE-MAN. JJREASON NOT RESPECT HIS PANTS' WAISTLINE, JJREASON MUST HATE BLUE JEANS LIKE HULK LEGS HATE PURPLE PANTS!!!!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:36 pm

Holy fuck, Greendick, do I give you that many problems? One maple glazed with lunch and the assholes come out of the woodwork. Go worry about some unfunny fucker like Pyro Knob or something. *shakes head*

If you've seen Jack Black, you've seen jjreason. End of story - oh, except I'm fucking HOT.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:09 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
If you've seen Jack Black, you've seen jjreason....<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Not quite. Jjreason's less scruffy-looking and has darker hair. Aside from that, I expected him to break out into a chorus of "Tribute."

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:04 pm

there's a pic of him at the "other site" I do believe, but you'd have to know his username there [beard]

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:59 am

What a coeenceddahnce, non? Ah dreamed about jjreasahn's mothair last naht! Ah was so, how you say? Hornay, zat ven Ah avoke, Ah had to roll ovair and make love to hair again! Ho ho ho ho!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:05 pm

vynsane wrote:nah, if you live in alaska, the shortest route is to go through siberia, china, india, pakistan, swim to africa, go across africa, swim to antartica, then up south america, swim to cuba, then take a boat from cuba to miami. easy.

Sure, If you want to go the traditional way.

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:02 pm

I had a dream about Jack Black last night. I had just finished listening to "The Pick Of Destiny" in my underpants and I fell asleep right afterwards -- it was more tiring than the time I had sex with lots and lots of girls!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:25 am

I dreamed about JabbaJohnL last night.

He didn't really appear, but there was apparently an online video of him, his brother, and his aspiring porn star sister floating around online. (Not that sort of video.)

All I can recall is a quote from a news article I read:

A new online video by an unsuspecting JabbaJohnL is giving new meaning to the terms "accidentally shat upon", "baseball cap", and "sensei."

No, I have no idea what it means, either.