THERE'S A NEW ORDER IN TOWN!

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THERE'S A NEW ORDER IN TOWN!

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AND I AM YOUR NEW GOD!

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Hey Batman, is the subtext of the Dark Knight Returns true? Were you really fucking your eight year old protege? Sicko.
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Good to have you back, Bats. But why the hatred toward me? I'm not really Anarky, nor am I the douchenozzle who shot him and is pretending to be him. For that matter, I'm not Fabian Nicieza.
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Thov dost not be mine new god, amatevr. When thov hast an entire city (except those damned Iews and Christians) sacrificing goats in thine honor whilst thov dost have a three-way fvckfest with Batgirl and Alfred, callest me back and then we shalt talk.
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Caligula wrote:Thov dost not be mine new god, amatevr. When thov hast an entire city (except those damned Iews and Christians) sacrificing goats in thine honor whilst thov dost have a three-way fvckfest with Batgirl and Alfred, callest me back and then we shalt talk.
i believe that is the plot of this week's brave and the bold. anarky, can you confirm this?
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