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#11: EILF (Egyptologist I'd Like to Fuck)

Dr. Kara Cooney, host of Out of Egypt, which floats around on all those Discovery-owned TV stations

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Oh, and, Rollo, this list could totally go into the thousands if you list all the meteorologists. You lived in LA. You should know that. Stations either go for the respectable old gentleman or some hot young eye candy, and there are fewer respectable old gentlemen every day. When I'm bored as news time, I've been known to channel surf and look at the hot weathergirls (and traffic girls).
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Well, she's the only one in my viewing area. The only other female meteorologist in town is a pear shaped 50 year old black woman. The rest are guys. And all those bunnies in CA probably aren't strictly speaking meterologists, like with a degree and whatnot. And even if they were, while I don't mind glancing, I don't know that any of them made me go "Damn, I wanna be all sweaty on top of her!" There's more than just the physicality of her looking hot.
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GAWRFCBIMILF = Golden Age World Renowned Fictional Comic Book Icon's Mother I'd Liketa F**K.

Martha Kent.
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Right. Again, not in the 'unexpected' column by any means but

ADCCWGTBAPATGHTACBTTATFILF - Adorable Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader who got tackled by a player and then got her Twitter Account cancelled by the team after the fact I'd like to $&@#.

Melissa Kellerman
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Astronomer I'd Like To Fuck: Amy Mainzer

Giggity.
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She graduated college a year after I did and is such a hotshot astronomer she appears on History's fake history programs. That makes me feel old.
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Liberal I'd like to fuck:

NONE OF THEM!!!!
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You're too busy trolling for dates in the airport bathroom, eh, Ben?
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:thegrin:
MFBCILF
Moms From Bad Commercials I Like To Fuck.



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FMVPDILF = Foul Mouthed Vice President's Daughter I'd like to Fuck.

Ashley Biden.
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DAILF- Double Amputee I'd like to Fuck.

Aimee Mullins.
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HC(D)FHILF - Hindu Congresswoman(Democrat) from Hawai'i I'd like to fuck.

The Distinguished Tulsi Gabbard
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Random ILF observation:

1990s alternative chicks who are around 40 (and well-preserved, of course) who still dress like they did at the Soundgarden concert twenty years ago are HOT.

I was behind one in the grocery store, an "elfish" grunge brunette who had to be in her late 30s, judging from the age of her kids, with just the slightest signs of aging (the ones that actually look good under certain circumstances). I dunno, something about 1990s-style milf was so smoking I had to turn slightly to hide my semi.
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VGEILF - Video Game Executive Jade Raymond

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NASFTMCILF - National Anthem Singer for the Montreal Canadians

Brittany Kennell
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