Phantom manass sighting??

[mabudon]

Somehow he looks like me AND my friend Rwn is in the video, AND it looks like it was shot in my living room... yet it is undoubtably THE Phantom Manass... weird eh??

[Ran]

At least he had pants on.

[vynsane]

hahahahah that was awesome! but the question remains: who have we seen? the master, or the apprentice?

[The Phantom ManAss]

You have found the first installment of my ManAssifesto. The farts is STROOONG with you. Soon I shall have another, more flatulent apprentice and then shall I release my next installment, all about how much influence the brown side of the farts has on the weak-sphinctered.

[vynsane]

stop... looking... at his... avatar...

anyway, since you apparently missed the memo, i used the new [/youtube ] bbcode added last week so we can watch from the comfort of the asylum instead of having to venture out into the scary youtube wilderness.

[Turdeto]

Poop quiz, hot shit!

You're the master of the Brown Side of the Farts. Arse WipeDoo, played by Samuel L. Jackson, busts into your crib with his posse. He says he's going to take you down. What do you do?!?!?!?

[The Phantom ManAss]

Simple: I lure my future apprentice to my aide at exactly the time Arse Wipe-Doo is about to vanquish me with the power of the farts. When my apprentice's flatulence over-takes my attacker, I deliver the most powerful shit-storm I can muster and blow him out the window like so much bad air, yelling "FLATUS!!!!!! UNNNNNNNLIMITED FLATUS!!!!!!!!"

[anarky]

What concerns me is what that random body part in front of ManAss is. His arm, someone else's arm, someone else's leg, or a massively fat erection?

[Turdeto]

Simple: I lure my future apprentice to my aide at exactly the time Arse Wipe-Doo is about to vanquish me with the power of the farts. When my apprentice's flatulence over-takes my attacker, I deliver the most powerful shit-storm I can muster and blow him out the window like so much bad air, yelling "FLATUS!!!!!! UNNNNNNNLIMITED FLATUS!!!!!!!!"

Ha-Ha-Ha-Hooooo! Good answer!

What concerns me is what that random body part in front of ManAss is. His arm, someone else's arm, someone else's leg, or a massively fat erection?

But his bottom is exceptionally smooth.

[The Phantom ManAss]

Ah, Anarky. I wouldn't be much of a mystery if I revealed everything now, would I?

However, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gaseous the Flatulent? I thought not. It's a Shit legend. Darth Gaseous was a Dark Lord of the Shit, so flatulent and so wise he could use the Farts to influence the very poop particles in his flatus. He had such a knowledge of the brown side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from smelling his emissions.

He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of (other than sharting, which even a Dark Lord of the Shit despises - especially while riding a bike or jumping on a trampoline) was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice farted on his master's face in his sleep until he asphyxiated. It's ironic he could save others from detecting defecation, but couldn't smell who dealt it himself.

[anarky]

You've posted more in this thread than in the entire rest of the forum, ManAss.

[vynsane]

he must be getting ready to at last reveal himself to whoever and finally get revenge for something.

[anarky]

I just hope the other idiots, like Dell and Namblaman and Rob Liefeld and, especially, Doctor Douche, stay out of it.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

That almost sounds like an invitation. It's been too long since the last character freak-out.

What concerns me is what that random body part in front of ManAss is. His arm, someone else's arm, someone else's leg, or a massively fat erection?

And thank you for making me look at that fucking avatar for more than a second.

[The Phantom ManAss]

Ha-Ha-Ha-Hooooo! Good answer!

Turdeto, the Brown Side flows STRONGLY through you. You will make a great Dark Lord of the Shit. From this moment on you will be known as
DARTH TURDANUS