If I had an ounce of talent....

uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks

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If I had an ounce of talent....

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I'd start a rock band called Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga, which would only do covers of obscure 80s soundtrack tunes. You're thinking "Danger Zone"? Fuck no. I'm thinking the theme from Savannah Smiles or "Come and Follow Me" from Short Circuit. Maybe stuff as well known as "Nothing's Gonna Stand in Our Way" from Transformers or "Pet Sematery" by Ramones.

The first album would be called "Two Speeds," in honor of the greatest line in film history, spoken by the "real" Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga wrote:[Bob make nookie with] campus washer dryer, Buick Skylark, and Hoover vacuum cleaner. Two speeds. Vrrrm, VRRRRRRRM!!!
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My second album would be called Greatest Hits, and include all new songs. Maybe to be the opposite of most greatest hits albums, it would include two previously released songs.

The third would be called Self-Titled Debut.

Fourth would be Live at the Fillmore East 1976, but be a new studio album.
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