Obama chooses Biden as running mate!

[Newsbot]

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THIS JUST IN!!

Barack Obama has chosen as his running mate Senator Joe Biden of Delaware.

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Though details are, so far, sketchy, Obama did briefly discuss with vynsane.com's crack news team why he had chosen Biden.

"Well, I wanted to pick for my Vice President someone who would have sex with me. So, being straight, I obviously went to Clinton first. However, she turned me down. Then I went to Monica Lewinsky, because it worked for Bill Clinton, and, well, have you seen that cow lately? Ewwww. I put out word, and only two were willing to go to bat for me: Biden and Governor Bill Richardson. And, in discussing this with them, I learned that Richardson would only pitch, so to speak, so he was out. So Biden it was!"

John McCain immediately released a smear ad against Biden, claiming he is an Islamic terrorist and child molester from Mexico.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

What the fuck? I thought Orbsah was the political correspondent. God, you're such a bitch, newsbot.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I didn't get the text message I signed up for, but I got the e-mail, but fucking CNN had already reported it and ruined the fun. Then this fucker shows up too late, delivering her special brand of shitty news.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Newsbot is back stabbing cunt. Maybe SHE should be the ninja, and Orbsah should be the newsperson around here.

[Orbsah Stealth Ninja]

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Just because thele speciar collespondent no mean news anchol no lepolt news no mole! Do Tom Blokaw take day off because he have rackey? I no think so!