Sing, sing a song

[Snarf]

Holy Diver, snarf snarf
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me, snarf snarf

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean, snarf snarf
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away, snarf snarf
Holy Diver, yeah, snarf snarf

Got Shiny diamonds, snarf snarf
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you, look out, snarf snarf

Race for the morning, snarf snarf
You can hide in the sun, snarf snarf, 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away, snarf snarf--get away

Between the velvet lies
There's the truth that's hard as steel, snarf snarf
The vision never dies, snarf snarf
Life's a never ending wheel, yeah, snarf snarf

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade, snarf snarf
No need to look so afraid, snarf snarf

Jump Jump, snarf snarf
Jump on the tiger, snarf snarf
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen, yeah

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea, snarf snarf
Oh what's becoming of me, No! Yeah

Ride the tiger, snarf snarf
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean, snarf snarf

Gotta get away, get away
Gotta get away, get away, yeah yeah
Holy Diver

Soul survivor, snarf snarf
Your heart is clean
Yeah Holy Diver
Holy Diver, snarf snarf
Holy Diver, snarf snarf
Holy Diver, snarf snarf
You're caught in the middle coming after you Holy Diver, snarf snarf
Oh Holy Diver, snarf snarf
Holy Diver
Get away, get away, get away, come on, snarf snarf

[Grimlock]

(Me Grimlock like to dedicate this song to newest cyborg fleshling lady member of vynsane.com.)

All 7 and me Grimlock watch them fall
They stand in the way of love
And me Grimlock smoke them all
With help from Slag, Sludge, Swoop, and Snarl
No one in the whole universe
Will ever compare
Me Grimlock yours now, and you me Grimlock's
And together me Grimlock love through
All space and time, so don't cry
One day all 7 will die

All 7 and me Grimlock watch them fall
They stand in the way of love
And me Grimlock smoke them all
With help from Slag, Sludge, Swoop, and Snarl
No one in the whole universe
Will ever compare
Me Grimlock yours now, and you me Grimlock's
And together me Grimlock love through
All space and time, so don't cry
One day all 7 will die

And me Grimlock see fleshling angel come down unto me Grimlock
In her hand she holds the very key
Words of compassion, words of peace
And in the distance an army's marching feet
But behold, me Grimlock watch them fall

And me Grimlock lay down on the sand of the sea
And before me Grimlock animosity will stand and decree
That me Grimlock speak not of love, only blasphemy
And in the distance, six others will curse me Grimlock
But that's alright
Me Grimlock watch them fall

All 7 and me Grimlock watch them fall
They stand in the way of love
And me Grimlock smoke them all
With help from Slag, Sludge, Swoop, and Snarl
No one in the whole universe
Will ever compare
Me Grimlock yours now, and you me Grimlock's
And together me Grimlock love through
All space and time, so don't cry
One day all 7 will die

And me Grimlock see plague and river of blood
And every evil soul will surely die in spite of
Their 7 tears, but do not fear
4 in the distance, 12 souls from now
You and me Grimlock still be here - me Grimlock still be here

There will be a new city with streets of gold
The young so educated they never grow old
And there will be no death for with every breath
The voice of many colors sings a song
Thats so bold
Sing it while me Grimlock watch them fall

All 7 and me Grimlock watch them fall
They stand in the way of love
And me Grimlock smoke them all
With help from Slag, Sludge, Swoop, and Snarl
No one in the whole universe
Will ever compare
Me Grimlock yours now, and you me Grimlock's
And together me Grimlock love through
All space and time, so don't cry
One day all 7 will die

[Double_G]

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shotlift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick made a geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

(This is a real song.)

[Orbsah Stealth Ninja]

Ah, so! Karaoke! I rikey karaoke!

There a rady who sure arr that gritters is gord
An she buying a stailway to heaven.
When she get thele she knows, if stoles are arr closed
With a wold she get what she came fol.
Ooh, ooh, an she buying stailway to heaven.

There's a sign on the warr but she wan to be sure
'Cause you know sometime wolds have two meaning.
In a tlee by the blook, thele a songbild who sing,
Sometime all of oul thought ah misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wondel,
Ooh, it makes me wondel.

Thele a feering I get when I rook to the west,
And my spilit is clying for reaving.
In my thought I have seen lings of smoke thlough the tree,
And the voice of those who stand rooking.
Ooh, it makes me wondel,
Ooh, it learry makes me wondel.

And it whispered that soon if we arr carr the tune
Then the pipel will read us to leason.
And new day wirr dawn for those who stand rong
And the folests wirr echo with raughter.

DOES ANYBODY LEMEMBAL RAUGHTER?

Wooaooaoaoaoh

If thele bustle in your hedgelow, don be ararmed now,
It just spling crean fol the May queen.
Yes, thele are two paff you can go by, but in the rong lun
Thele stirr time to change the road you on.
And it make me wondel.

You head is humming and it won go, in case you don know,
The pipel carring you to join him,
Deal rady, can you heal the wind blow, and did you know
You stailway rie on the whispeling wind.

And as we wind on down the load
Our shadow tarrel than our sour.
Thele wark a rady we arr know
Who shine white right and want to show
How everythig stirr turn to gord.
And if you risten very hald
The tune wirr come to you at rast.
When arr are one and one is arr
To be a lock and not to loll.

And she buying a stailway to heaven.

[Orbsah Stealth Ninja]

My tuln again? Rokay!

Brame it all on my loot, I show up in boot
And luin your brack tie affail
The rast one to know, rast one to show
I was rast one you thought you see thele

And I saw supplies and the feal in his eye
When I took he grass of champagne and I toasty you
Say, "Honey, we may be thlough
But you neva heal me comprain"

'Cause I got fliends in row praces whele whiskey drown
And beer chases my brues away and I be rokay
I no big on sociar glaces, think I srip on down to oasis
Oh, I gotta fliends in row praces

Werr, I guess I was a wong, I just no berong
But then, I be thele befole
Evelyting arr light, I just say goodnight
And I show myserf to the doo-ooo

Hey, I no mean to crause a big scene
Just give me a houl and then
Werr I be as high as ivoly towel
That you rivin' in

'Cause I got fliends in row praces whele whiskey drown
And beer chases my brues away and I be rokay
I no big on sociar glaces, think I srip on down to oasis
Oh, I gotta fliends in row praces

'Cause I got fliends in row praces whele whiskey drown
And beer chases my brues away and I be rokay
I no big on sociar glaces, think I srip on down to oasis
Oh, I gotta fliends in row praces

I gotta fliends in row praces whele whiskey drown
And beer chases my brues away and I be rokay
I no big on sociar glaces, think I srip on down to oasis
Oh, I gotta fliends in row praces

Arr Hair Douche! OYES!

[Darth Vader]

Out of my way! [forcepush]Orbsah Stealth Ninja[/forcepush]

Tap tap tap. Is this thing on? Good. Hit it!

S-s-s-s-a-a-a-a-f-f-f-f-e-e-e-e-t-t-t-t-y-y-y-y
Safety-dance!

Boop-boop beep-beep boop-boop boo-dee-do beep!
Boop-boop beep-beep boop-boop boo-dee-do beep!

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cos your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
Say, we can go where we want to, places they can never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real world far behind

We can dance...

And sing!

We can go if we want to, night is young and so was I
And we can dress real neat from our heads to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry
I said, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
I can act like an imbecile

Say, We can dance, we can dance, everything is under control
We can dance, we can dance, doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance, everybody's looking for Han
We can dance, we can dance, everybody's taking the chan-aaaance
The safety dance
Woah, safety dance, yeah, the safety dance

We can dance if we want to, we got all your life to find
As long as we have music, never gonna lose it
Everything will work out right
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cos your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

We can dance, we can dance, everything is under control
We can dance, we can dance, doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance, everybody's looking for Han
We can dance, we can dance, everybody's taking the chan-aaaance
Safety dance
Oh, safety dance, yeah, safety dance
Safety dance, safety dance
Oh, safety dance, safety dance

[jjreason]

Cunt fucking whore. Dirty cock sucking bitch. When I watched Speed Racer I wanted to titty-fuck Cristina Ricci.

Sorry, that's not much of a song but I really wanted to swear and now that I'm home I can finally visit this site again.

[Jargo]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Ah, good to have you here, you sick fuck.

[Double_G]

And he brings along a Monty Python reference to boot!

[Rollo Tomassi]

And he brings along a Monty Python reference to boot!

Appropos. He's from England. They're from Britain. Those are right near each other....or something...

[Jargo]

yeah, just next door to the UK. near the bowler hat factory.

[Positive Boy]

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la la la la la.

[Elmo]

'Tis the season to be jolly.
Fa la la la la la la la la.

[Robin]

Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.