Celebrity Death Pool!
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Celebrity Death Pool!
HERE ARE THE RULES.
EVERYBODY GETS TO PICK TEN CELEBRITIES. AGE AND GENDER IS UP TO YOU. ACTORS, POLITICIANS, WRITERS, SPORTS STARS, WHATEVER YOU CAN THINK OF. AS LONG AS THEIR DEATH MAKES THE NEWS.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOULD TAKE TURNS PICKING UNTIL EVERYBODY HAS TEN OR IF ITS FIRST COME FIRST CHOOSE.
ONCE A CELEBRITY IS CHOSEN BY SOMEONE, IT IS THEIR CELEBRITY. NO DOUBLING UP.
BUT AFTER YOU PICK YOUR TEN, YOU ARE STUCK WITH THEM FOR A PERIOD OF, LETS SAY, SIX MONTHS. EVERY SIX MONTHS YOU MAY REVISE YOUR LIST.
AT ANY POINT TWO PLAYERS MAY SWAP CELEBRITIES AS LONG AS BOTH PLAYERS AGREE ON THE SWAP PUBLICLY IN THIS TOPIC.
THEN WE SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT FAMOUS PERSON TO KICK THE BUCKET. NOT ENTIRELY SURE OF THE SCORING PROCESS. MOSTLY ITS FOR BRAGGING RIGHTS. BUT BONUS POINTS FOR OBSCURE OR UNLIKELY DEATHS MAY BE AWARDED. EXAMPLE. HEATH LEDGER WOULD HAVE SCORED HIGHER THAN CHARLTON HESTON BECAUSE OF AGE. HESTON SCORES HIGHER THAN JOE SCHMO CHARACTER ACTOR BECAUSE HESTON WAS THE SHIZZ, PLANET OF THE APES STYLE. GET IT?
BONUS POINTS WILL BE AWARDED AS A GENERAL CONCENSUS ON A DEATH BY DEATH BASIS.
ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE, TIME TRAVELERS, AND GRIPS AND GRINS ARE INELIGIBLE ON ACCOUNT THEY KNOW WHO IS GOING TO DIE AND WHEN OR THEY ARE IN A POSITION TO FUCK A CELEBRITY TO DEATH. I'M TALKING TO YOU, TWIKI. YOU LITTLE GAY TOASTERPENIS.
LET THE DEATH POOL BEGIN.
I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
EVERYBODY GETS TO PICK TEN CELEBRITIES. AGE AND GENDER IS UP TO YOU. ACTORS, POLITICIANS, WRITERS, SPORTS STARS, WHATEVER YOU CAN THINK OF. AS LONG AS THEIR DEATH MAKES THE NEWS.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOULD TAKE TURNS PICKING UNTIL EVERYBODY HAS TEN OR IF ITS FIRST COME FIRST CHOOSE.
ONCE A CELEBRITY IS CHOSEN BY SOMEONE, IT IS THEIR CELEBRITY. NO DOUBLING UP.
BUT AFTER YOU PICK YOUR TEN, YOU ARE STUCK WITH THEM FOR A PERIOD OF, LETS SAY, SIX MONTHS. EVERY SIX MONTHS YOU MAY REVISE YOUR LIST.
AT ANY POINT TWO PLAYERS MAY SWAP CELEBRITIES AS LONG AS BOTH PLAYERS AGREE ON THE SWAP PUBLICLY IN THIS TOPIC.
THEN WE SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT FAMOUS PERSON TO KICK THE BUCKET. NOT ENTIRELY SURE OF THE SCORING PROCESS. MOSTLY ITS FOR BRAGGING RIGHTS. BUT BONUS POINTS FOR OBSCURE OR UNLIKELY DEATHS MAY BE AWARDED. EXAMPLE. HEATH LEDGER WOULD HAVE SCORED HIGHER THAN CHARLTON HESTON BECAUSE OF AGE. HESTON SCORES HIGHER THAN JOE SCHMO CHARACTER ACTOR BECAUSE HESTON WAS THE SHIZZ, PLANET OF THE APES STYLE. GET IT?
BONUS POINTS WILL BE AWARDED AS A GENERAL CONCENSUS ON A DEATH BY DEATH BASIS.
ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE, TIME TRAVELERS, AND GRIPS AND GRINS ARE INELIGIBLE ON ACCOUNT THEY KNOW WHO IS GOING TO DIE AND WHEN OR THEY ARE IN A POSITION TO FUCK A CELEBRITY TO DEATH. I'M TALKING TO YOU, TWIKI. YOU LITTLE GAY TOASTERPENIS.
LET THE DEATH POOL BEGIN.
I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
ADDENDUM TO THE RULES FOR CHOOSING.
1. YOU MAY CHOOSE TWO AT A TIME.
2. WAIT FIVE POSTS OR FIVE DAYS BEFORE CHOOSING TWO MORE, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST. SCRAGGLERS DESERVE TO GET THE SHITTY PICKS.
3. NUMBER YOUR CHOICES. POST PREVIOUS CHOICES WITH YOUR NEW CHOICES, UNTIL YOU HAVE ALL TEN.
4. NUMBER YOUR CHOICES. (THAT'S FOR THE DUMB MEMBERS OF THE FORUM.)
I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
1. YOU MAY CHOOSE TWO AT A TIME.
2. WAIT FIVE POSTS OR FIVE DAYS BEFORE CHOOSING TWO MORE, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST. SCRAGGLERS DESERVE TO GET THE SHITTY PICKS.
3. NUMBER YOUR CHOICES. POST PREVIOUS CHOICES WITH YOUR NEW CHOICES, UNTIL YOU HAVE ALL TEN.
4. NUMBER YOUR CHOICES. (THAT'S FOR THE DUMB MEMBERS OF THE FORUM.)
I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Amy Winehouse
2. Amy Winehouse
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"

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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Scott Weiland
Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
You asshole.Rogue II wrote:Scott Weiland

If the last 10+ years haven't killed him, then nothing can.
Also:
Zero wrote:3. NUMBER YOUR CHOICES. POST PREVIOUS CHOICES WITH YOUR NEW CHOICES, UNTIL YOU HAVE ALL TEN.
4. NUMBER YOUR CHOICES. (THAT'S FOR THE DUMB MEMBERS OF THE FORUM.)
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"

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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
I was going to pick Robert Downey, Jr. but he has managed to make it this far.
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
1. Mike Wallace ( from 60 Minutes)
2. Betty White
(I was gonna pick Patrick Swayze)
2. Betty White
(I was gonna pick Patrick Swayze)
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
oooooh... that could lead to a LOT of bonus points.Double_G wrote:1. Britney Spears
safety...2. Mickey Rooney
mine:
1. wilford brimley
Life is short. STUNT IT!
Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
I'm actually shocked that Mickey Rooney and Wilford Brimley are still alive.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Damnit, I wanted Scott Weiland.
1) George Lucas
2) Christopher Lee

1) George Lucas
2) Christopher Lee
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Maybe we can work out a trade with your next pick.
Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Okay, it's been five posts, so...
3. Stan Lee
4. Jimmy Carter
3. Stan Lee
4. Jimmy Carter
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
I'm going with BB King and Joe Simon (the co-creator of Captain America).

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