TAKE THE RIBBON FROM YOUR HAIR
SHAKE IT LOOSE AND LET IT FALL
LAYIN SOFT UPON MY SKIN
LIKE THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL
COME AND LAY DOWN BY MY SIDE
TILL THE EARLY MORNIN' LIGHT
ALL I'M ASKIN' IS YOUR TIME
HELP ME MAKE IT THRU THE NIGHT
I DON'T CARE WHO'S RIGHT OR WRONG
I DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND
LET THE DEVIL TAKE TOMORROW
LORD TONIGHT I NEED A FRIEND
YESTERDAY IS DEAD AND GONE
AND TOMORROWS OUT OF SIGHT
AND ITS SAD TO BE ALONE
HELP ME MAKE IT THRU THE NIGHT
PAY YOUR RESPECTS, BITCHES.
THE MAN IS 71 YEARS OLD.
Kris Kristofferson's birthday today
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Kris Kristofferson's birthday today
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Making him the second-oldest surviving Highwayman.
Off-subject, but some food for thought now that I'm considering the mortality of the last two Highwaymen.
Johnny Cash begat Roseanne Cash, who is awesome, and John Carter Cash, who is theoretically awesome, but never seems to actually record anything.
Willie Nelson begat two daughters who have sung on his albums, and sons who will be putting out their first album sometime this summer (as 40 Points).
Waylon Jennings begat Waylon Junior, better known as Shooter, who is the only one of the bunch to actually be as good as his forebear.
What the fuck are Kris' kids up to? Are they just too fucking scared of their father's shadow? I know I would be. That shadow could kick your ass.
Off-subject, but some food for thought now that I'm considering the mortality of the last two Highwaymen.
Johnny Cash begat Roseanne Cash, who is awesome, and John Carter Cash, who is theoretically awesome, but never seems to actually record anything.
Willie Nelson begat two daughters who have sung on his albums, and sons who will be putting out their first album sometime this summer (as 40 Points).
Waylon Jennings begat Waylon Junior, better known as Shooter, who is the only one of the bunch to actually be as good as his forebear.
What the fuck are Kris' kids up to? Are they just too fucking scared of their father's shadow? I know I would be. That shadow could kick your ass.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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basically. i mean, what the fuck could they possibly do to live up to the 'stoff? most likely they're living in a bunker until kris either dies or builds the fastest rocket ship ever and goes into the outer reaches of our galaxy for other beings to write songs for and beat the shit out of and say "they're ever'where" in the movies they make.anarky wrote:What the fuck are Kris' kids up to? Are they just too fucking scared of their father's shadow? I know I would be. That shadow could kick your ass.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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Kris Kristofferson was taught king-fu and karate by Harriet Tubman herself. She used to kick ignorant, southern hick ass on the Underground Railroad.
Kris speaks every language known to man and has made up four extra ones just to amuse himself.
Kris speaks every language known to man and has made up four extra ones just to amuse himself.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie