Big Yellow Lanny

[mabudon]

I had a funny idea which I haven't fully realized yet, a parody of "big yellow taxi"

It's from the POV of a Lanny who's fave stripper, "Paradise", decided to get shaven, but Lanny likes 'em hairy, so the main bit would be "don't it fuckem always go, that you don't know what the fuck ttil it's gone, they shaved paradise, now she's got a bald slot"

I know it isn't perfect, but if you imagine a Lanny voice singing it, it works pretty good- I suppose I should get the full lyrics and fix them- but somehow I recall someone else doing it already....

[Ran]

It could work. Run with it.

[Antropov]

I bet Lanny would be "vivid" about Paradise's shaven haven. Poor, poor Lanny.

[jjreason]

Just singing it to myself I'm here cracking up.... good luck NOT singing that next time that song comes on...

[mabudon]

Thanks JJ, wait'll I record the thing

[mabudon]

thanks for the inspiration Bro



Shaved paradise,
gave her a hairless slot
bald little cooch
like a 14 year olds got,
Dont' it fuckin seem to go
you fucking dunno what you got
til it's fucked,
Shaved paradise,
gave her a hairless slot


Took a gillette
Cleared out the whole damn bush
If I wanted bald,
coulda just looked at her tush,
Dont' it fuckin seem to go
you fucking dunno what you got
Till its gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

Hey farmer farmer
Put away that d.d.t. now
Give me spots on my apples
But leave me the birds and the bees
Please!
Dont' it fuckin seem to go
you fucking dunno what you got
Till its gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

at the Ballet last night,
She came out to dance
when I saw her bald cunt,
I just about shit my pants
Dont' it fuckin seem to go
you fucking dunno what you got
Till its gone
shaved paradise,
gave her a hairless slot


EDIT that's the parody- the middle eight is still the original (the DDT bit and stuff, gotta recall the tune again)

[mabudon]

double post fuck it, I can't get it right, but I have the original so it's all good- any suggestions (if you can even decipher that shit I posted) will be gladly accepted

[jjreason]

It's sweet, but would Lanny be upset about someone taking away his old man? Maybe they should be taking away "my bro, Dan" or something....

Not that there's anything wrong with "that", even in Lanadu.

[mabudon]

fixed, I'll post the original tomorrow for comp[arison (if someone else want to, go for it) gotta sweep up for my B-day party

[jjreason]

Is the WWII gas mask going to be back in vogue for this shindig? Best of luck, man....

[mabudon]

LOL mope, that thing is lost to history, along with the buddies I used to hit it with...

Tho one guy DID bring out something in a related vein that I'd never seen- transparent, cellulose rolling papers

[jjreason]

Hey barber barber
Put away that shaving cream now
Give me hair on poonanny,
somethin' to floss my teeth, now

perhaps?