The incredibly stupid thought thread: vynsane.com edition

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:37 pm

Same rules as at the other site: one stupid thought per post. No sensible thoughts.

Only in this thread, be as profane as you wish.

If Galactus and Unicron were a gay couple, what would the term be for Galactus fucking Unicron's mouth when he's in planet mode?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:12 pm

Since he is made up of The Grip, The Grin, and the Bizarro Grip and Grin, sex with Devastator must count as a gang-bang.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:26 pm

Necrophilia and Bestiality. These happen often enough, that someone somewhere thought there should be a word in the Oxford English dictionary to desribe both.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:32 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:Necrophilia and Bestiality. These happen often enough, that someone somewhere thought there should be a word in the Oxford English dictionary to desribe both.

Interestingly (and disturbingly) enough:

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said. Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center… Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer. Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier. Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off. State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house. Officers determined that the house belonged to the man’s girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days. The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.”— Bay City Times (US)

A man fucking a dead dog in front of a daycare.
Bay City, Michigan: Home Sweet Home.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:45 pm

A man fucking a dead dog in front of a daycare.

You know, I don't know which part of that statement is the fuckin weirdest RB

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:58 pm

Neither do I but that story is 100% true.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:55 pm

I spend more time looking at anarky's Jennifer Connelly avatar than I do reading his posts.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:06 pm

So do I.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:35 pm

Why do we have a Martin Luther King Jr day but not a Malcolm X day?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:37 pm

And why don't I get work off for either? What's the point of holidays if you have to work?

Is the one thought per post still in effect? I kinda bent the rules on that one...

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:41 pm

I often wonder why I get MLK day off from school and work when the university sits partially on an Indian reservation and I have to be here on Sitting Bull's birthday.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:35 pm

I spend more time wondering who's autographed knockers those are in CaptainSolo1138's avatar than I do reading his posts.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:05 pm

Those are slickers moms knockers signed by The Grin and The Grip.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:03 pm

I spend more time autographing the knockers than reading CS1138's posts.

My wife wonders why my name is written all over the screen.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:05 pm

I'm wondering who the hell CaptainSolo1138 and anarky are.