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anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:03 pm

With as many sickos as there are out there with PhotoShop, how many fake nude pictures of Patricia Heaton do you reckon are online?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:12 pm

Which one is Patricia Heaton? is she that annoying bitch in the Albertson's/Sav-On Pharmacy commercials? Because I want to punch her in the face every time I see her on television. And 'Everybody Loves Raymond' should've ended after season one, when he looked at her and said "I'm divorcing you, you soulless, nagging bitch. Nobody should have to put up with this shit, you crotchety whore. STFU!"

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:16 pm

That's her.

Admit it. You don't want to check, but you're as sure as I am that some crackpot somewhere has faked nude pictures of her and jacks himself to sleep looking at them every night.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:19 pm

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Must. Fork. Eyes. Out.

I would rent a movie that had live footage of her stepping in front of a bus. She's up on that list with Barbra Striesand of most hated, annoying bitches ever.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:21 pm

I'd personally like to see a movie where Larry David and Michael Clarke Duncan beat the hell out of her and leave her for dead on an anthill, covered with molasses.

Why Larry David? I don't know. But it'd be hella funny.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:26 pm

Oh man, thats going in the

NINJA
VS
PIRATES

movie. I don't know how or where, but that scene is in there. I can just see MCD laying some heavy meathook fists on her, over and over and over, with that wet, meatlocker smacking sound in surround sound. Her pitiful cries for help getting weaker with each pummeling. Awesome.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:28 pm

And Larry David ineptly kicking her, accompanied by the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme music. And maybe Cheryl David (well, the actress who plays her on the show) yelling at him that he's not doing it right.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:31 pm

I gotta agree with EP, that bitch is annoying.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:42 pm

You asked for it...

Edited by John Madden because mods edit bad posts and pictures
Sometimes, I really hate Google...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:36 am

FUCK! I did NOT ask for it. I merely posed the question as to how many such images exist.

Batman, if you're worth a shit as a moderator, you'll edit that shit out of existence and ban this Diabolical motherfucker.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:31 pm

Patricia Heaton has winterbush.

In a related note, one of the department directors was standing behind me when I scrolled down to that pic. Thanks for the NSFW tag, you fucker

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:32 am

Because you know anarky wants it...
Hawt Patricia Heaton bikini pic!

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:38 am

How did she manage to tuck all of her pubes into such a tiny bottom?

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:57 am

THAT IS FUCKING SICK.

SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE CELEBRITIES SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE PICS OF THEM AT THE BEACH.

ALL HAIL DOUCHE!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:34 pm

Oh, God, Diabolical, you made me lose my breakfast and are now officially out of my will.

the vynsane asylum

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