The funny ass picture thread

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I can't tell what the guy responded, because somebody put a Post-It on the screen.
I can only assume he responded Superman.

I think the tweet below it says "I think M------ needs a bit of a "reality" check!!!"
I can't quite make out the name.
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He has this weird way of responding to tweets with sketches on post-its, then posting photos of his screen to Facebook. Some of them are funny.
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Apparently he's a huge Zelda fan, also.
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The forum software said my message contained too few characters. I thought it had four, judging from the photo. Five, if you count Ric.
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If you aren't pulling for the Predators in this one, you've never watched Caillou.
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Jesus Christ, that's a fuckton of those overpriced shit He-Man figures for a fraction of the original price at Big Lots.

Almost makes me feel sorry for the collectors who had such a hard time getting these at many times the $10 BL is selling them all for (even the big ones and SDCC exclusives).
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I have all of those except the Megator and the Skeletor 2-pack that was based on a Robot Chicken sketch. Orko has a full sized Prince Adam figure hidden in the bottom of the package.
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Orko was the only one who tempted me. With the retro styling, these felt like a massive step back from the Four Horsemen designs.

If you want any, let me know and I'll see if they're still there. There were a couple obscured, I think He-Ro and Randor.
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Me? Oh. Nevermind. I was never into He-man.


I'll might have to keep an eye out for Ghostbusters figures at Big Lots around here. Then again, I don't really have money to blow on those things, especially since the next waves of GI Joe are coming out.
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I liked the Four Horsemen designs, but I liked these new figures also. Ironically, I never had He-Man figs as a kid.
I let my Matty subscription lapse in April 2012, so I don't have any of the recent stuff, but I have all the older ones.
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The only real question to ask: Does the new Moss Man smell like the old Moss Man?
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Yes. :lol: He did (and still faintly does even two years later) smelled of pine.
Also, at comic-con that year, Mattel gave away a tiny travel sized deoderant that smelled piney as a gag. I've still got it.
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pine? mossman smelled like patchouli and you know it. i didn't know that until i went to art school...
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Shhhhh! Don't ruin the fantasy.
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Three days later, the store is cleaned out. A handful of Megators and Mo-Larrs remain. There was one lone Orko, whom I picked up since Foolery clued me in to the "free" Adam; maybe I'm nuts, but if I'm going to only have two, those are the two guys I want. Especially since so many of the badasses look stupid as shit in the 80s-style sculpt (looking at you, Skeletor, and all your damned minions).
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