the vynsane asylum

interesting... though, i'm sure it's very acid-burn realistic, i'd wager they'd tone it down a bit for mainstream audience's sake. reminds me of nate bellegarde's sketch:

http://fetorpse.blogspot.com/2007/08/017.html

Hello, douchebags and douchebagettes! Michael Bay here! Sorry I haven't gotten back to you sooner, but I've been busy filming TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (Out June 26, 2009 - Mark your calendars!). Anyway, I'm posting here because a rejected script for THE DARK KNIGHT hit the web recently. This script was written by me, and frankly, they made a big mistake by not going with it! This is gold right here! See for yourself!






Now if you'll excuse me, I need to light up a bag of shit and leave it on Christopher Nolan's doorstep.

Someone over at the SuperheroHype boards made this little number:

Being an employee of Warner Bros has its sweet little perks.


Like employee screenings.








It was awesome.

fuckface.

Rollo can officially suck my cock every moment of every day from now until I see this next week.

The downside is, I have all this pent-up "I wanna talk to you guys about the Movie!" inside me and it cant be let out.

So screw all of you for not working here and seeing it already.

Rollo Tomassi wrote:The downside is, I have all this pent-up "I wanna talk to you guys about the Movie!" inside me and it cant be let out.

So screw all of you for not working here and seeing it already.

oh, poor widdle rollo... hims sad hims saw a movie before evewyone else and can't talks to thems.

fuckface.

Rollo Tomassi wrote:The downside is, I have all this pent-up "I wanna talk to you guys about the Movie!" inside me and it cant be let out.

So screw all of you for not working here and seeing it already.

I'll be seeing it tomorrow at midnight, so you and I can talk about it all we want after that. :beard:yes

For us mere peons that haven't seen The Dark Knight, we an enjoy this post:
The 10 Mental Illnesses Batman Indisputably Has
Which has a these great images:

fuck that's funny... i wanted to avatar-O-matic the "my parents are DEEAAAAAAAAAAD!" pic, but the composition is hard to fit into a smaller square... oh, well. it's funny as hell, anyway...

The 'Addicted to Painkillers' one is great. And most likely true.

"You, sir, are an enabler."

Diabolical wrote:

I think that's the first time I've seen the original version of that panel. I've only seen the version where Robin asks Bats what his parents are getting him for Christmas.

It would appear that this movie kicks ass. I've treads titles about it on 3 different sports boards that basically say "Batman Rocks!" and the top article on yahoo was about how it is going to make $100 Million gazillion this weekend.