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Slicker
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New one:

When blasting a chick in the ass beware of the poo nuggets.
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When tasting a Bic for the gas, beware or the shoe midgets.
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when basting a tick for cash, wear tool digits
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Slimmie
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When facing a thick fat gash, careful piglet
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Post by Lanny »

Wen chasin' a chick that fat, better wigglit
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Crotch bacon tricks a rat to forget giggling.
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Stop takin' this brat to Target. Giggity!
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Top shakin' ass-hat to the car & get jiggy.
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Floppy bacon trash snatch at the bar is all wiggly.
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Slicker
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Trashy Lannette snatch is all fat and jiggly.
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Smashed Smurfette snatch gets balled easily.
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Bashful Hermione's rash get's Ron Weasley horny.
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Bet she got cash for whining in the morning.
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Betsy Ross slapped your heiny as a warning.
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Slicker
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Salad toss is what Snigtad does with a pony.
Sweet berry wine!
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