A New Thread Regarding Ninjas.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 12:30 pm

I HOPE mimes aren't ninjas, cause mimes are, well, I dunno.... an "acquired taste" at best...

I think clowns are more the antithesis of ninjas, I'd say pirates are a more logical enemy... besides, clowns can only do stuff in montages, whereas ninjas and pirates can be in whole films (effectively, I mean, without too many plot devices to explain stuff, which clowns always require)
Daredevil is actually a renegade ninja, JJ

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:16 pm

Shakes the Clown didn't resort to plot devices! That movie rocks!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:05 pm

I think Daredevil's gonna head on up to St. Catharines and kick Carl in the bag, but only after he kicks Captain America in the bag for being such a suck ass. The only thing that will postpone Carl's nuts from getting kicked will be if Thor or Iron Man kicks DD's balls in revenge for the 30 yarder he gives Cap.... then he may have to ice the boys for an hour or two before catching the flight and kicking Carl's nutsack.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:34 pm

If anyone deserves a bag-kicking it is Cap. I have always thought he was the gayest character right behind Dr. Strange. I dont know who would be betteroff kicking him Thor or Iron Man? I mean Iron Man has the metal outfit and all, plus jet repulsors on his feet, and Thor could summon the power of the gods into his boot. Man,Cap wouldnt need to ice his bag, he would need to pull themout of his eyes first. They would be swollen for years after either.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:14 pm

Dr Strange, lame? C'mon! You gotta love that battle cry: "By the horny toads of Hogwarts!" Or whatever.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:58 pm

Why must such violence ring out in "lovely" st kitts???
I'm just sensitive about getting kicked in the stones, is all, had a bit too much experience with such matters.....

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:33 am

It's "BY THE HOARY HOASTS OF HAGGOTH!!!!" you fuckers.

Carl, your post about DD being a renegade Ninja had me concerned about your nuts getting kicked is all. I just don't know how Horhead would feel about that label.

And by the way, Dr. Strange kicks ass (yeah - that's why he appears in one fucking mag a year, JJ - not good when you're talking to yourself online, guys, not good at all).

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:49 am

Remember that lame ass Secret Defenders mag from the early 90's? Where Dr. Strange would recruit popular Marvel heroes, (regardless of how they would fit into the storyline) just to sell books. So you'd have these super wierd teamups like Quasar, Wolverine, Ghost Rider, and the Black Cat fighting interdimensional clown aliens or whatever gay crisis the sub standard writer had thought up? THAT book sucked. Anyway, Strange was the glue that held it together.

I can just picture Dr. Strange desparately calling everybody "uhh....hey, guys, you maybe wanna get the Defenders back together? I need a series."

Namor: "Sorry, I'm doing this whole 1920's series and I won't be back until it gets cancelled next year."

Silver Surfer: "And I'm busy playing a supporting role in this new Rastafarian Women/Autistic child comic..."

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:23 pm

Oh man Iforgotabout Namor. He was another queer-bot. He and Aquaman, both thoseguys should rot. Hopefully a renagade whale will swallow them.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:29 pm

Heh. Aquaman. What would the old orangeshirt Aquaman say if he saw what he turned into? I would love to see a timetravel story where those two meet.

What the fuck? How did we get from Ninjas to Queen Aurthur, the Aqua-pussy?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:50 pm

Something about Aquaman makes me think of Saddam Hussein and Satan in Hell, going through fourteen bottles of vegetable oil.

Damn, that's a scary thought. I don't care if it was on TV last night, it still makes me shudder today.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:28 pm

WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?
You guys are decrying Namor and Doc Strange????
FUUUUUCCCCK!!!!!!!
Namor, "Imperius Rex" Mariner??? He Fuckin' RULES, guys... he is like a super-pirate, and you know they ain't common....

And fuckin Strange???? He TOTALLY fuckin rocks, man, with that cape and Eye and shit... the old Ditko dr.strange are wicked..
In keeping with the thread.... Namor(Roman!!) is like a pre-ninja, only better....
Strange... well, he would hire ninjas.... and tell them the way it IS.... he's LIKE a ninja, but too well-known... mebbe an "astral ninja"

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:16 am

WHat? Namor is cool? He is the biggest fucking pansy since Greg Brady. How the fuck could you waste money on that book. Dr. Starnge too. The two biggest ass-clowns that ever stepped foot into the comic realm. Namor is a cheap rip off of aqua man, and Aqua-man sucks ass. Dr. Strange a ninja? In what fucking world do you live in? Oh yeah Canada......[crazed]. Dude, dont waste money on those books, just send it to me. I can think of more useful ways to use moeny. If you wiped your ass with the 4 bucks a month it would be better spent. Those two fuck-ups make Cap look like a fuckin real superhero.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:29 am

ohhh, so that's how it is, hunh???

Really, I only buy pre 1986 stuff for the most part.. I'm sure new comics based on either character suck... that south american Namor a few years ago was true crap...
What about 60's namor (or early 70's, can't remember) where someone said "impreius rex" every other panel... Genius!!!

And Aquaman is hyper-crappy.... Namor is not like aqua dork at all... namor has super powers like strength, flight, and majesty, Aquaman has majesty and fish, basically sweet fuck all...

And CAP sucks out loud, no doubt....
Falcon is a ninja, though, and he teamed up with him quite a bit, so I don't totally hate cap, but he really does suck... even captain canuck was cooler, and he was lame, huge lame

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:02 pm

Namor an Aquaman ripoff?

Considering that he first appeared in a movie theater giveaway comic book (which was later reprinted as Marvel Mystery Comics #1) waaaaaay back in 1938 or 1939, I'd say Namor is the one being copied.

Check out the Byrne run on the 90s Namor series. Pretty cool stuff, with excellent art by both Byrne and then-newcomer Jae Lee.