the vynsane asylum

Snigtad Flornbi wrote: my dad fucking his but hole! I was so sad + then i relized it was not santa but it was realy my uncle Rodger.

Yes, that is how the story was told to me as well. Except that Rodger is his uncle AND his grandpa. And Snigs had to chug his dad's cum and clean Rodger's bumhole with his tongue when they were finished.

And Snigtad's signature line I realized is what he says to himself in the mirror every morning to get himself psyched for the day.

P.S. Santa, you calling Anarky fat is rude, not to mention you are the most obese, buffet advantage taking, can't find his dick to piss, asshole ever. So shut the fuck up.

Eternal Padawan wrote:

Snigtad Flornbi wrote: my dad fucking his but hole! I was so sad + then i relized it was not santa but it was realy my uncle Rodger.

Yes, that is how the story was told to me as well. Except that Rodger is his uncle AND his grandpa. And Snigs had to chug his dad's cum and clean Rodger's bumhole with his tongue when they were finished.

And Snigtad's signature line I realized is what he says to himself in the mirror every morning to get himself psyched for the day.

YOUD BETTER BUTER UP YOU'RE ASS HOLE BE CAUSE DADDYS COMIN HOME!!!

Burn, bich.

First of all, your dad has a tiny pecker. It's genetic. it runs in the family. Second, you've been cornholed by every male member of your family. You are pre greased so you don't need any butter. Third, your dad isn't getting out of prison for a few months. Your grandpa/uncle (grandpuncle? gruncle?) Rodger said he saw your dad's page on prisonfuckfantasy.com and nearly came in your sisters snaggletooth face. And you mom was douchng the other week (her yearly swirling) and a whole family of squirrels came running out. THAT'S what was biting your pecker the other day.

Santa Claus wrote:All right, you sorry-ass Bizarro bitches. You can consider me "Father Christmas." But bear this in mind: I will not be on the receiving end. So be ready to bend over. Old Saint Nick's going to rip you shitheads' assholes right open.

FAGG!

The Grin's Mother Fucking Christmas list:

CaptainSolo1138, I'm not leaving a gift for you under your tree, but I'll fuck your mother there.

Eternal Padawan, no gift from me, but I'll put my candy cane in your mother's stocking.

calamity jane and Amy, no kiss from me under the mistletoe, but that is where your mothers and I had a 3-way.

anarky, I was going to get you that comic book you wanted, but I decided to hump your mother instead.

Diabolical, I'm not sure if you've been naughty or nice, but I'll do naughty things with your mother this year.

Kidhuman, I had plans to bake you some Christmas cookies, but never got around to it because your mother was blowing me.

mabudon & jjreason, sorry, I'm not allowed in Canada after what I did with your mommas.

Rogue II, I saw what you wrote about the Princess Leia thing and I'll be doing something with your mother and my lightsabre later.

JabbaJohn & UKWildcat, The Grip and I were going to go caroling on your front doorsteps, but we skipped it in order to go do your mothers.

vynsane, after The Grip and I went caroling, we were going to stop by and see if you wanted to go on a sleigh ride with us. Unfortunatly for you, we stopped by your mother's house first and never made it to the sleigh ride.

The Goat, The Cow, The Giraffe, The Hyena, and Slicker: I've bought you guys some tin cans, hay, leaves, and a nice steak and a KFC bowl respectivly because there is no way I'm doing the nasty with any of your mothers.

Happy Holidays...

Merry Christmas! May Santa bring you lots and lots presents while you celebrate the birth of baby Jesus!!!

Santa, you can take your presents and shove 'em up your jolly ass. I'll be 18 this time next year, but I sure ain't giving you any gay love, you sick fuck.

Did I miss something? When did Santa offer you gay lovin'?

I think that's just wishful thinking on your part.

You know what's fucking hilarious? Mr JJL's signature, when read in conjunction with his last post in this thread.....

Get your rest, young one - Christmas is only a week away, and Santa ain't gonna let you be too tired when he comes looking for his "milk and cookies".

Santa Baby, I've been an awfully good girl
So hurry into my chimney tonight, if you know what I mean

I want to wish all of you a merry christmas and may all of your Star Wars dreams come true. Well I better go, my family and I are getting ready to go to Country Cookin'. Yum Yum!

Merry christmas to all Aussies

Does country cooking mean heating up Koala stew or Kangaroo kabobs?

Not the best food to eat,the stuff they use! Made me think again!